Subject: A Story of Young Jesus
From: ugly cousin Clem, llwyd@indial1.io.com
Date: 30 Dec 93 16:14:2MT
In article <2fuup4$rmu@indial1.io.com> ugly cousin Clem,
llwyd@indial1.io.com writes:

Jesus beoe initiated in the ways of the wise.
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Oe vening when Jesus was 12 years old, his mother Mary
summoned Him just before He was preparing o seep  Mary said
to Him,
"My son, you will come of age soon.  You must be taught all
that the wis canteac."
Jesus looked at His mother, and saw that she was wise.  He followed
her outside, and tothe huse o a neighbor, who was known as
a wise man.  As Jesus entered the wise man's house, His moher
tuned awy and said,
"Go now my Son, and you shall begin to learn what will shape
your destiny.
Jesus aw thatthe house was but poorly lighted, but He saw Joseph,
husband of His mother Mary, yetwho was ot His fther, as Jesus was
the Son of God.  Joseph was seated at a table which held much god
food,  brazier rom which arose the scent of myrrh and musk, and a
goodly flagon of wine, which as kept evr full by he dutiful wife
of the wise man.

Jesus took a place at the table, at the sideof Joseph. After the
pssage of but a few moments, Jesus could then discern the presence of
severalmen of the povince knownto Him as wise.  Then Joseph spoke,
"My son, this night shall be one of th passing of or knowledge t
You.  After this night, You shall become an initiate in the ways of
thewise."
Then di Joseph rise fom the table, and did indicate that Jesus should
rise from the table. Jesus did rise rom the table, nd did then follow
Joseph into the sleeping chamber of the wise man. The wise man, ad all
of the sevral men of the province who were known to Jesus as wise, did
then ollow.

As Jesus id enter the sleeing chamber of the wise man, He felt a
heavy>grip upon His arms. He did look, and aw that the severa men of th
province who were known to Him as wise had flung of their several
garmnts, and did heavil grip Him upon his arms.  Then did the several
men who were nown to Jesus as wis, cast Jesus roughlyto the floor,
and did proceed to bugger Him.

And then didJesus say unto God,
"h God My Father who at in Heaven, why didst Thou have these
several men of th province who are know to Me as wise, cast M
to the floor and bugger Me?"

And God did not respondto His only Begotten So Jesus.

And when the sveral men of the province who were known to Jesus aswise, and the wise man, nd Joseph who was the huband of Mary, the
mother of Jesus, yet not His fater, as Jesus was the Son f God, had
all in their trn buggered Jesus, Jesus did lie upon the straw hich
covered the floor of he sleeping chamber of thewise man, and did
ponder as to why He had beenbuggered.

And then the dutful wife of the wise man di lead into the sleeping
chamber of the wise an several goats which were he goats of the
several men f the province who were known to Jesus as ise.  Once
again Jesus felt aheavy grip upon His arms, anddid look and saw that
the several men ofthe province who were known toJesus as wise did
heavily gripHim upon his arms.  Then did the severl men of the
province who were nown to Jesus as wise did cast esus to the floor,
and did proceed t lead the goats to couple with Jsus.

And then did Jesus say unt God,
"Oh God My father who art inheaven, why didst Thou have
thesegoats of the several men of the povince who are known
to Me as wie, couple with Me upon this floor?

And God did not respond to His oly Begotten Son Jesus.

And sodid Jesus become an initiate in theways of the wise.