~info~djcasper

"how sexy  r - u on your  drugs"

- GHB -
How you think you behave : You think you are behaving completely normally.

How you actually behave : Like you're really drunk and desperate. If you're especially lucky, you might pass out, convulse, froth at the mouth,  crap your pants, lose consciousness, suffer heart failure & have your stomach pumper.
Befor you really start to embarrass yourself.

Likelihood of getting laid:  2/10 ,you think you are irresistible,but you are really only completely desperate.You will SHAG a cair leg 
if necessary.  Nobody will touch you in  this state -NOBODY! 

How you feel in the morning: After losing consciousness, you will sleep like a baby. You probably won't remember what happened unless a nurse or cop is there to tell you.

Embarrassment rating: 9/10 , extremely high.  However, GHB users tend to prefer the company of those with low standards
which helps to keep everyone's expectations of the night's events fairly minmal.
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-ECSTASY-
How you think you behave : Like the beautiful, caring,wonderful person that you really  are.

How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the teacher. Thebiggest turn off has to be those
revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet. It's disgusting, and so are you!  ( & if your not making other's puck from 
being so sweat , then you  puck or may just get sick, .) , grind the crap out of your teeth.

Likelihood of getting laid:  3/10, sex is not important, it's all about the 'vibe'!!

How you feel in the morning: Like you should have gon for the sex.

Embarrassment rating:  6/10, ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that you don't like. This can be very embarrassing,
particulary if people believe what you say. Be careful who you  give your number to! , thay just might call.
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-MARIJUANA-
How you think you behave: You're not sure, but you think people could be laughing at you!

How you actually behave: Like someone just hit you over the head with a 2 by 4.

Likelihood of getting laid: 6/10, if you spend enough  time on the couch, anything could happen.

How you feel in the morning : Like another bowl. and the rest of that pizza, and the rest of the food in the house!

Embarrassment rating: 1/10, you are moving so slowly  that it's almost impossible to do anything stupid.
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-ALCOHOL-
How you think you behave: Like the life of the party, You are sexy, funny and everybody loves you.

How you actually behave: Like the lowlife of the party. Your behavior will get progressively worse as you insult the bartender, spill your drink every where, hit on your best  friend's girl/boyfriend , try to sing (for the love of god please stop trying to sing!!)
or just tell verry bad jokes. piss your brains out- every 5 min.s!

Likelihood of getting laid: 9/10, your sexual standards drop dramatically with each consecutive drink.if surrounded by
others whose standards are also lower, then your chances are pretty good.

How you feel in the morning: who did i insult?wheres my car? where am  i? how did i get here?who is this girl/guy ?
did we sleep with her/him? or just what the hell happend last night ? I have never felt sooo crap-e in my life!

Embarrassment rating: 11/10, not only  are you stupid, you are sloppy. Everyone recognizes this, except you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -COCAINE-
How you think you behave: some  -You are smart , irresistible and want to "do luch" with every one.
others feel like  a zombie ,like your half alive , or horny .

How you actually behave: you are the walrus but in reality, you are proably like the apeman. You are an annying know
it-all who would sell his soul for the next line of blow. Oh-yeah, when you dance  up beside a ladies on the dancefloor 
and they tell you  to "BUGOFF!!," they mean it!!

Likelihood of getting laid: 8/10, it maybe the jedi-mind trick but you for  the  most part you believe your so irrestible that some clueless
and insecure types may atually fall for it ( you .) For men, mister T jewelry & and a gold AMEX never fail to impress. (HEHE could you 
sink any lower .) For the ladies, black lycra and trim physique is always useful.

How you feel in the morning: Like the apeman, like crap , like a long- long shower.

Embarrassment rating: 0-10/10, as long as there's more coke, you never have to deal with this problems.
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-SPEED- (amphetamines)
How you think you behave: You think you are extremely interesting and witty but reality you are boring every one completely sense-
less with your never ending monologue on raves,DJ's, drugs, your job,school, the dog, so on so on!

How you actually behave: Your drug of choice gives you away with the excessive lip chewing & inncessant chatter you inflict
upon any poor soul who happens to enter the converation. You are voted most likely to be standing outside the club/rave,
naghborhood,  runing around like a freak  saying  "where are we  going now? , " i know where we can go!!",& when you go home 
find your self runing around the house cleaning .

Likelihood of getting laid: 5/10, you are not even remotely intersted in getting laid you're  brain in going to fast & A.D.D. is kick'N in.
if your a girl female all you want to do is talk talk talk. This will never work. ( a work of encouragement: if you can the hell up long 
engugh to have sex , you will BANG all night, week , it'll be the longest laid of you life that if you dont BANG each other to death!!

How you feel in the morning: Once you come down.  Exactly the same as you did last night. if you are like most tweekers, you are 
probably still sneaking snorts in the bathroom & pretending this amout of energy is normal. IT IS NOT!

Embarrassment rating: 4/10, when "coming down" you will worry that you talked too much and made an ass out of yourself,
which you most likely did . At this point, you may start to fell chronically insecure about every aspect of your life and vow never 
to do speed again. The best thing for this is another line SNIFF SNIFF.
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-ACID- (lsd) 
How you think you behave: You are not behaving but the world around you is putting one hell of a good show!

How you actually behave: in reality, it is you who is putting on a show. ( a good one too , yelling- bugs all over me,  the trees 
are after me again, the bierds are talking to me .) The world is the same as it every was.

Likelihood of getting laid: 2/10,  if you actually manage to get through the process of selecting a sex partner, removing your clothes 
& choosing a sexual position, you will have to deal with the wierd changing of you partner turning into a snake headed freak, bird ,
or  anything elss you can think of. oh-yeah &  if your a man  then may think your "monky is real & it might  try  to bit you, freak you out".

How you feel in the morning: Either your still climing the walls with madness,wishing god would put an end to your suffering or
you finally under stand the hole psychedlic trip thing .you feel some what sain now.

Embarrassment rating: 0/10, if you sat on the couch & laughed at cartoons all night.
10/10, if you climbed onto the roof yelling look at me im a bird i can fly ,then tryed to jump.
(For tha love of god, what moron really thinks he can fly on acid ? )
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-HEROIN-
How you think you behave: some one off "Trainspootting ".Like you just got the best fuck of your life. like you would sell your sould to feel this dame good again.

How you actually behave: Like the narcoleptic kid in you high school class. Have any thing i can still, sell,pawn ?

Likelihood of getting laid: 0/20, but who need sex when you have heroin!?

How you feel in the morning: Theres only one thing that's getting your ass up to day, Grand Theft Auto.

Embarrassment rating: 3/10, "ask me when im out'ah rehab." 


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