AOH :: COKE.TXT

How to make Coca-Cola


                      How to Make Coke, Coca-Cola

                     BY General Chaos & Major Havoc.

         An Underworld Presentation  "Because we already own 50% of you"

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 Coke - The Real Thing??
      As some of you may or may not know The Formula For coke is supposed  to
be a Well guarded secret. The truth is that many People do know about it
otherwise there would be no Cragmount cola or other little in store brands.
I have Tried the formula myself and have in my own opinion made REAL Real coke
 Not like The Corn syrup Garbage we have now become addicted to. I also would
like you to upload this file to all the boards you can but all i ask is that
you leave our names and club included! Thanx and enjoy!!!
         Also look for upcoming files on how to make Kentucky fried Chicken,
          7-up, How to fake The Rorschach test Plus others on how your
           Favorite Magician pulls those stunts off!!

The Following is a Map on how the Ingreidents go together and what they
do in the soda.


  Coke is 99.5% Sugar water. ---  Water   Sugar
                                  ------------------


  Coke would be as clear    ----    Carmel
   as 7-Up without Carmel         ------------------


  For the kids Hyperkinetic ----    Caffeine
  Rush                            -----------------


  Responsible for acidic    ---- Phosphoric acid
  Tang and science-fair           -----------------
  Projects where coke digests
  Hamburgers.


  coca leaf & kola nut ---- Doesn't affect
  20% Alcohol             flavor at all
                                 ----------------------


  The real Thing no longer ----  Lime juice
  Contains Real lime juice       ----------------------


                                  lemon oil
   Citrus and spice oils,not     Orange oil
   kola nuts, make coke taste     Lime oil
   The way it does. There may     Cassia oil
   be traces of coriander,        Nutmeg oil
   lavender,and neroli oils,too  95% Alcohol
                                 --------------


         A preservative. ----  Glycerin
                               --------------


    Slight cream-soda nuance   Vanilla extract
                               ------------------


      The Recipe !!


            Mix 2,400 grams of sugar with just enough water to dissolve
     (high-frutcose corn syrup may be substituted for half the sugar.)
     Add 37 grams of carmel, 3.1 grams caffeine, and 11 grams of phosphoric
     acid. Extract Cocaine from 1.1 grams of coca leaf (Truxillo growth of
     coca preferred ) with toluol; (at this point you are supposed to discard
     the cocaine extract. The author takes No resposibility for what ever
     people do with the cocaine!!!) Soak the coca leaves and kola nuts
     (both finely powdered; 0.37 gram of kola nuts) in 22 grams of 20%
     alcohol. California white wine fortified to 20% strength was used as the
     soaking soulution circa 1909, But Coca-Cola may have switched to a simple
     water/alcohol mixture. After soaking, discard the coca and the kola and
     add the liquid to the syrup. Add 30 grams of lime juice to that. Now
     Mix together 0.88 gram of lemon oil, 0.47 gram of Orange oil, 0.27 gram
     of lime oil, 0.20 gram of cassia (Chinese cinnamon) oil, 0.07 gram of
     nutmeg oil, and if desired,traces of coriander, lavender, neroli oils,
     and add to 4.9 grams of 95% alcohol. Shake. Add 2.7 grams of water to
     the alcohol/oil mixture and let stand 24 hours at about 60^degrees F.
     A Cloudy layer will seperate. Take off the Clear part of the liquid only
     and addto the syrup. Add 19 grams of glycerin (from vegteable sources,
     not hog fat, so the drink can be sold to Orthadox Jews & Moslems) and
     add 1.5 Grams of vanilla extract. Add water (Treated with clorine)
     to make 1 Gallon of syrup.

         Yield: 128 6.5 ounces bottles (serve with flavored Carbonated water)


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