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DARK DANTE (KEVIN POULSEN) CAUGHT.

     Kevin Poulsen a.k.a. Dark Dante, wanted so badly by the F.B.I. that
     his story was recently shown on 'Unexplained Mysteries' was apprehended
     in Los Angeles. Poulson, 25, a hero to hackers, among other charges,
     broke into army's MASNET, the Soviet Consulate, Pac Bell, Univ. of
     So. Cal. plus 18 other counts of telecommunications fraud. Dropped out
     of sigh for almost a year, was caught last Thursday at a super market.







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A PATRIOTIC WHOREHOUSE

     Joe Conforte, brothel manager and former owner of the Mustang Ranch
     in Nevada has offered free 24-hour take-out date to servicemen
     returning from the Persian Gulf. So far, over a hundred takers.








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YOU GONNA BUY A HUMVEE?  WHAT'S A HUMVEE?

     It's that rugged vehicle used in the Gulf, replacing the Jeep.
     Can drive over fallen trees and through 2 feet of mud. It is
     ruled street legal. Could appear in showrooms for civilian
     purchase. No price as yet.








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SPIDERS ALL OVER THE PLACE. HELP!

     Six downtown buildings in Los Angeles are crawling with dangerous
     spiders from South America. Called the loxosceles laeta (aka South
     American Violin Spider), officials are asking how they got there.
     The spiders bite can cause permanent scarring. In some countries,
     its bite has led to death.  Shall we review the movie Arachnaphobia?







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" SINCE WE'RE NEIGHBORS, LET'S BE FRIENDS."

     A Pulitzer prize has been awarded to the Wall Street Journal about
     the human suffering that went on behind Safeway's leveraged buyout
     by Kohlberg Kravis Roberts Company. This outfit immediately closed
     over 1000 stores leaving about 63,000 people out of work. Slashed
     wages from $12.09 an hour to $6.50. One worker suicide reported,
     there were probably more.

            "SINCE WE'RE NEIGHBORS, LET'S BE FRIENDS"

                                            ......Safeway



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IS IT A DEMOCRACY WHEN THE F.B.I. CLOSES BAY AREA BOOKSTORES

     The FBI and federal marshalls have closed five Bay Area book stores
     and movie theaters for selling pornographic material. Apparently
     they have become guardians of the written word (and visual viewing)
     of what we MAY and MAY NOT see. This comes from an Examiner editorial.
     Bulletin boards next?







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SAVING THEM FROM EXTINCTION

     The Los Angeles Zoo celebrated its seventh birth of a California
     condor chick last week. Weighs in at 6 3/4 ounces. This brings the
     total known condors to 45.








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THIS IS B-I-G.....AND I MEAN GOD-DAMNED B-I-G.

     Out in space of course. Astronomers have found a mysterious object about
     100 BILLION times as massive as the sun. They say it is either the
     largest black hole ever discovered or a completely new phenomenon.
     The objects mass is roughly equal to that of all the stars in the
     Milky Way galaxy.  This was reported in April's issue of the Astro-
     physical Journal.








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DO YOU HAVE LIFE INSURANCE GENERAL CUSTER?

     Seems the general did. When Custer rode into battle at Little
     Big Horn his life was insured for $5000 from New York Life
     Insurance Company.
















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UNDERSTANDABLE ACTION..BUT STILL ARRESTED

     Pissed off at his computer, a 35-year-old New Jersey man pumped
     8 shots into it using a 44-Magnum automatic. Was surprised when
     he was arrested. Couldn't see why it was illegal to deal such
     justice in his own manner even it if was an illegal discharge of
     a firearm.








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HE JUST WANTED A BANK LOAN

     In Washington, D.C., A robed man carrying a shepard's staff
     entered a bank and asked for a loan for religious purposes.
     The branch manager wasn't impressed. Called the cops. Police
     could find no charges to arrest this person who called himself
     King A.A. Zodiac XV.









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DAYS WHEN THINGS GO WRONG

     This thief in New York city, after robbing a grocery store of $200,
     tried to jump a fence in his getaway. Pants got caught leaving him
     stuck, hanging face down, and bare ass naked. The fence partitioned
     the police station. 20 cops with drawn guns made the arrest.










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THAT CRACKER JACK PRIZE

     An 8-year-old girl in Huntington, W.Va., got a special prize out
     of her Cracker Jack box. It was a small booklet titled "Erotic Sex
     Positions Around The World." Only an inch square, the book was still
     large enough to have detailed drawings of people in various sex acts
     in various positions. The little girl asked her mommy if it was 'an
     exercise book'.



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