Adam Sandler
"Ode To My Car" - uncensored lyrics
From the CD "What The Hell Happened To Me?"

Here we go
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fuckin' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick!
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got a piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)

Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie ever sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy) <--- Hey shut up
You piece of shit car

You piece of shit car
Bald fuckin' tires
No rearview fucking mirror
Seven different colors
Fucking rag for a gas cap
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
The whole town thinks I'm a loser
Cabby give me a push