Madonna - Henry Rollins

 Madonna - she amkes me want to drink
 beer, she makes me want to drive fast
 and go bowling, she makes me want to
 shop at Sears, she makes me want to
 kick vegetarians. When I hear her
 sing, I know she's singing to me, she
 wants to get nasty with me. When I see
 her face, when I see her eyes, when I
 see her lips
 talking to me
 telling me to come on,
 I get to feeling mean
 I get to feeling like
 I wanna do a whole
 lot of pushups
 or go to a hardware
 store. Then I have to cool down, I
 gotta cool down. It's either gonna be:
 a cold shower, or a Bruce Springsteen
 record.