Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked
readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

2006 winners are:

    * Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
    subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

    * Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *()^%$ .

    * Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
    you realize it was your money to start with.

    * Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    * Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that
    stopsbright ideas from penetrating.

    * Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
    getting laid.

    * Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

    * Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
    person who doesn't get it.

    * Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
    late.

    * Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    * Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    * Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really
    bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

    * Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
    consuming only things that are good for you.

    * Glibido: All talk and no action.

    * Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter  when
    they come at you rapidly.

    * Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
    you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    * Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
    your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out

    * Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
    the fruit you're eating.