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 From : -Unknown-                   89:81/8                 18 Jun 92  13:32:02 
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 Subj : Re: Canada Fucking Day                                                  
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From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
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Subject: Re: Canada Fucking Day
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
.Message-ID: <1992Jun18.103203.6210@ac.dal.ca>
.Date: 18 Jun 92 13:32:03 GMT

In article <1992Jun18.110736.8769@waikato.ac.nz>, spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon
Travaglia) writes:

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> X-Reply-To: bayko@hercules.uregina.ca (J. Bayko)
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>     How many people in the U.S know that the Canadian government is
> spending millions of dollars on TV ads, trying to get Canadians to
> be patriotic? Just even a *little* patriotic.
>     "*Pleease* be proud of your country..." they plead.
>     Yeah, right. Like we're Americans or something...
>
> John Bayko.

You wouldn't think this is tasteless, would you? You sorta have to be a Canadian
to understand. We're all sicksicksickSICK of those fucking ads! So, since
Canada Day is around the corner, and in honour of those ads, I hereby present:

THE TOP TEN THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN THE RAH RAH CANADA ADS!:

(note: Brian Mulroney is the Prime Minister of Canada):

10) Brian Mulroney caught for sodomizing little girls.

9) Brian Mulroney caught for sodomizing little boys.

8) Clifford Olsen (mass murderder) released.

7) Pierre Trudeau (old wrinkly former PM) fucking his lovely much younger
   ex wife.

6) A documentary praising the Goelers (family in Npva Scotia noted for their
   generatins of incest adultery, basically everyone in the family fucking
   everyone else.)

5) A porno film featuring a Menage a Tois of Brian Mulroney, Jean Cretien
   (leader of the Liberals for all you Yanks), and Audrey McLauclin (sp?)
   (leader of the third political party that never gets into power).

4) Kiddie porn videos of some kid getting abused by Mr. Dressup (who is sort
   of the Canadian version of Mr. Rodgers).

3) A Hockey Night In Canada in which a riot erupts on the ice, and those
  hockey playsers put their razor sharp blades to GOOD use (Slash rip tear)!

2) A film entitled "The Freindly Giant Gets Felched" (another kiddie show!)

1) Brian Mulroney arrested squicking a beaver! Now THAT would be symbolic!

Happy fucking Canada Day everyone! Now I want all you Canadians to go out
there and do what the gov'thas been doing to us for years... skull fuck
a beaver!
Later!
Mike

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