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1. TRUE HEADBANGERS READ VOLUME ONE OF THE GUIDE TO TRUE HEADBANGERS.
 
2. TRUE HEADBANGERS WATCHED ALL THE FRIDAY THE 13TH FILMS...AND LAUGHED 
 
3. TRUE HEADBANGERS REALIZE THAT VAN HALEN IS NOT HEAVY METAL.
 
4. TRUE HEADBANGERS DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "SEDATE"
 
5. TRUE HEADBANGERS KNOW WHY NEVER WIN A GRAMMY (ALTHOUGH THEY SHOULD).
 
6. TRUE HEADBANGERS DON'T POST HEAVY METAL RULES EVERYTIME THEY POST A MESSAGE
   (CAUSE WE ALL KNOW METAL RULES TO BEGIN WITH)
 
7. TRUE HEADBANGERS WONDER WHY MOTLEY CRUE ARE SUCH POSERS.
 
8. TRUE HEADBANGERS DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE "K-K00L","L8ER0N","WAREZ","D00DZ"
 
9. TRUE HEADBANGERS DO NOT GO TO BED AT 8:00 P.M. JUST CAUSE OF SCHOOL THE 
   NEXT MORNING.
 
10. TRUE HEADBANGERS DO NOT WEAR CAMOFLOUGED CLOTHES, AS IT MAKES THEM LOOK 
    LIKE TOTAL ASSHOLES.