\|/                                                             \|/
 |                        Eye am a Modemer                       |
         (to the tune of 'Eye of the Beholder' by 'tallica)
            ^^roughly^^

                another g0d-like file by morpheous
 |                        an lom release                         |
/|\                                                             /|\

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        out of extreme post-holiday fatigue (too many 'save the
        ethiopians' commercials I guess) I created the theme
        song for lom <or anyone else fed up with the geeks of
        the world>.  Enjoy.
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Do you hate what I hate?
Geeks are an offense
Their /<-mart modems only cost six cents.

Can U tYpE lIke I kAn?
SHIFT KEY STICKING AGAIN
Why don't you try lower case, it's the way of men.

Are you pissed like I am?
Utterly distressed
Why do these losers think they are all blessed?

Do you call why I call?
I don't want no WaRezzZ
d/ling nifty games is for lamer fagzz.

--chorus--

Doesn't matter what computer you own
Or if you're a dweeb or g0d
You can still BBS the k-k00l way
If it's done the E-lIte way
    LOWER-CASE LIMITED
    Free your shift key today
    Good posts are up to YOU my friend
    Free your lowercase today
    Your posts are the words that bind
    Loserdom or eliteness their reward


Who do these losers think they are?
Why do they only type unintelligent trash
It's their faces I want to smash!

Do you smoke what I smoke?
They all just say NO!
To their nearest dealer they all should go.


Do you post what I post?
It's okay to be mellow
No need for a word processor, like that Av*t*r fellow


--chorus--

Do you have any sort of mind?
Do you know how to read
Your stupidity makes my brain bleed.

You too can be like the lom
You can do it your own way
Just do it the E-lIte way.

--chorusx2--

      reIgN in BLoOd UndeR a LacERAtED Sky; nOw I SHAll ReiGN in BLooD


     (c) 1988  December 28th, 1988   11:45 pm   All rights douched away