Party Pigs

INTRODUCTION:   (Writen by Syd Axhorn)
  Since the beginning of the 90's people have been looking for more and
more different things to do.  With this quest, more novilty items have
appeared.  Some of these items have been around for some time, but now
people are starting to let them into their everyday normal lives.  The
idea of nose rings and hyper-coloured shirts are just the start of new
wave of childen which were produced as a result of the end of the 60's.
And now, even party games have been affected.  This new wave has started
an incredible craze, and the result is the fast growing acceptance of
PARTY PIGS.

                               PIG ROLLS:


PIG SHIT:
  Pig is lying on its side with its legs on the ground APART.
  Zero (0) points.

SIDERS:
  Pig is lying on its side with its legs on the ground TOGETHER.
  Five (5) points.

HOOFERS:
  PIG is standing on all fours.
  Ten (10) points.

RAZORBACKS:
  Pig is lying on its back.
  Fifteen (15) points.

SNOUTERS:
  Pig is on its snout and two front hooves.
  Twenty (20) points.

LEANING HOG JOWLER:
  Pig is on its snout, left ear and left hoof.
  Twenty-five (25) points.

MAKIN' BACON:
  This occurs when one pig is completely supported off the table by
  another pig.  It is an automatic win in all PIG games.

PIG FOUL:
  A PIG FOUL occurs when, after the roll, two or more pigs are touching.
  If a player Pig Fouls, he/she must re-roll.  If a second PIG FOUL occurs,
  the player has Fouled Out (see rules for each game).

                                  THE GAMES:

PARTY PIGS:

RULES:  The object of the game is to have FUN.

1: Get someone to hide your car keys for you.  Better still, mail your
keys to yourself befroe you start playing.

2: Place a round of shots on the table.

3: The owner of the Pigs starts the game by calling HIGh or LOW and then
rolls the Pigs.

4: Each player rolls the pigs in clockwise succession until the last
player has rooled.

5: If HIGH was called, then the person with highest roll (see PIG ROLLS
for positions and points) is th winner and gets to drink.  If LOW was
called, then the player with the lowest roll wins and drinks.

6: In the event that two or more players have th winning roll, these
players must PIG OFF.  The tied players roll again until there is only
one winner.  (In a PIG OFF, it is fun to have the other players Chant
'PIG OFF, PIG OFF...')

7: Anyone stupid enough to be driving my pick a 'designated drinker' who
must drink.  A player may become a 'designated drinker' a second time
only after everyone else has been chosen as a 'designated drinker'.
This rule applies even if you don't live in an American League city.

8: The winner of the last round starts the next round and may call
either HIGh or LOW.

FOULING OUT:
  If a player Fouls Out (see Pig Rolls) he/she must drink.  This may
  seem like an easy way to win but after two or three times, a player
  usually refrains from doing it again (or they pass out thereby
  refraining from everything).  Another option is if a player Fouls Out,
  he/she is out of that round.  If any Pigs land on the floor, they are
  discared from the roll (during a HIGH game) or it has to be re-rolled.
  (during a LOW game).

STRIP PIGS:
 The object of the game is NAKEDNESS.
RULES:
1: Rules for rolling and points are th same as Party Pigs but instead of
drinking, the winner must remove an article of clothing.

2: Socks must be removed in pairs.

3: Jewellery (all of it) counts as one article of clothing.

4: WHile long hair may seem an asset, the player with the longest hair
must remove an article of clothing in the first round.  If that player
wins the first round, he/she must remove two articles of clothing.

5: Persons with few articles of clothing should be encouraged to join
the game.

6: There is no rule six.

7: Attempting to join the game wearing ten sweaters (or some equally
unreasonable large amount of clothing) constitutes several Pig Fouls.
The exact number of Pig Fouls is determined by the other players.

8: When a player has lost all clothing, he/she may continure playing.
If that player wins, he/she may appoint a 'designated stripper' who must
remove an article of clothing.  A player may be choses a 'designated
stripper' as often as need be.

9: For privacy at large parties, STRIP PIGS may be adjourned to the
bathroom where it becomes PORCELAIN PIGS.  Adjournments to other rooms
are left to the discretion of the players involved.  The Pigs may be
rolled anywhere convenient.

FOULING OUT: If a player FOULS OUT, an article of clothing must be
  removed.  Intentional Pig Fouling should be encouraged.

ADVICE:
  If you're in a game of STRIP PIGS and your mate isn't, keep your
  participation quiet.  No matter how hard you try to convince him/her
  how much fun it was, YOU'LL BE BUTCHERED.  Describing it as 'Something
  you just have to experience dear' is the second worst possible thing
  you could say. Trust us on this one.

PIG CORRESPOBDENCE:
If you can't find Party Pigs at your local store you can order them.
Send $4.95/set plus $1.00 p&h to:

    Party Pigs:
   2-28 AURIGA DR.
  OTTAWA, ONTARIO      K2E 8A5