The Dr. Who Drinking Game

Inspired by the various Star Trek Drinking Games, I have come up with a little
set of rules guaranteed to get a roomfull of Whovians fissed paceless inside of
two hours.....

The rules are simple:

- Sip when a companion says "What IS that, Doctor"

- Sip when K-9 says "Mah-STA"

- Take a healthy swig when K-9 calls Leela "Mis-TRISS"

- Sip when the Sonic Screwdriver gets the Doctor out of captivity

- Sip when K-9 saves the day by coming along and zapping some alien
  with his nose-mounted laser gun

- Drink when, after two or three seasons of going through all sorts of
  adventures and doubtlessly developing a close bond with the Doctor and/or
  other companions, a companion decides at a minutes notice to go back to
  his/her home world or otherwise leave the show...

- Sip when a companion says "I want to go HOME!"

- Sip when the TARDIS lands in the wrong spot

- Sip when something blows up on the TARDIS console

- Chug when the TARDIS gets stuck in a time loop

- Drink whenever anyone says "It's bigger inside than out"

- Drink when someone says "Doctor WHO??"

- Chug on regeneration

- Sip a tiny sip on shoddy makeup jobs, rubber aliens, styrofoam robots,
  amateur-theatre sets, or any outdoor scene obviously shot in 20th
  Century England. (Skaro?  I thought I was in Scarborough...)

- Drink when Davros lithps,  "I'll get you Doctor!  Vengeance is mine!!!
  The Daleks will destroy you and your puny Timelord race!!!!" etc etc etc...

- Sip when the Doctor lands on Earth and it just happens to be the same year
  as the current season

- Drink when the doctor lands on Earth and it is NOT the same year as the
  current season

- Drink when any female companion shows some skin (This alone could get you
  pissed watching "Terminus" or any episode with Leela...)

- Drink whenever anyone says "What a strange place for a police box"

- Drink whenever the Doctor says "Rather primitive, really" about some
  futuristic technological toy

- Drink whenever the Doctor gets arrested on Gallifrey

- Chug when the Doctor becomes Lord President of Gallifrey

- Chug again if the Doctor becomes Lord President of Gallifrey in the
  same episode he was previously arrested on Gallifrey for some horrible
  crime...

- Drink when the Doctor is impeached as Lord President of Gallifrey

- Drink anytime the Doctor is in the Matrix

- Drink when the Doctor meets himself

- Sip when the Doctor faints, and it looks like he's going to die, and
  all of a sudden he gets up and goes about his business as if nothing
  happened.

- Chug when this happens during a regeneration episode

- Drink when any Doctor who is not Jon Pertwee drives "Bessie"

- Drink when the Doctor meets himself (and calls himself childish names)

- Drink on any scene inside the TARDIS that is NOT in the console room

- Sip whenever Ace reminds us she's only 16

- Sip when the Brig uses his walkie talkie even when there's a phone right
  next to him

- PARTY FRIGGEN HARDY when KVOS 12 (Bellingham WA) puts on Dr. Who during
  prime time.

- Turn the set off and drink some more when a commercial for a comicbook
  store or Star Trek convention comes on.