Desiree's Amsterdam Guide To Sex


     Prostitution in Amsterdam

     Amsterdam red light area just by the Central station

     Street

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     Lots of choice all types from 18 to 50ish. For some odd reason
     the good looking ones are all in the side streets and the
     older/ugly ones are in the main street cabins. Mugging risk is
     almost Zero the area is very heavily discreetly policed
     (Prostitution is of course legal). Prices 25NLG (about 18USD) for
     a bj if you shop around 50NLG (35 USD) for a short fuck 1/2 hour.
     Rubber is required. anal sex is usually 25 or 50NLG extra but you
     get more time as well, ie BJ+Fuck+Anal = 100NLG.

     HEN

     === There are a number of 'party houses' around which is the
     local English term !. These often have an all in deal ie entrance
     is 300-400NLG which includes as much as you can drink for as long
     as you stay + the girl of your choice. Most are real nice
     friendly places. Beer in local bars ranges from 2.50 NLG for a
     1/4 liter to to 4.00NLG

     Shows

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     There are many live sex shows and Amsterdam is one of the few
     places where you get exactly what the man on the door tells you
     you will get, no rip-off's no short changing etc. A good place to
     get started if you can drink is the Banana Bar entry is 60NLG or
     you can negotiate slightly less if you have a party. Once inside
     the 'bartenders' are all good looking girls and all naked. The
     bars are more like soft top tables where the bar staff sit to
     serve you. All drinks , beer spirits cocktails are free. For tips
     the girls will do various tricks like write you a postcard out
     without touching the pen with a hand (yep these girls are skilled
     :-). A really good place to start out on a Stag night.

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     Subject: Amsterdam report

     Notes:v Prices quoted in Netherland Guilders (f). Please read the
     "World Sex Guide" page on www.paranoia.com for background
     information on Amsterdam & the Netherlands. In the interests of
     good taste, and out of respect for sex workers here, I do not
     include descriptions of sex acts performed.

     Red Light District:

     Don't let anybody knock this. Yes, it's seedy, and many of the
     women old & ugly, but with a bit of work you can find exactly
     what you're looking for. The most attractive women work in
     cabins, in a narrow alley between the Voorburg Wal and Achterburg
     Wal called Trompetten Steeg. The alley is less than a meter wide.
     The best time is Monday thru Friday from 19h-00h. Most girls
     don't work Sunday, and Saturday is too crowded. I paid f50 for a
     quick time, f100 for 1/2 hour. I don't go with ugly girls, and I
     don't bargain, so this may be on the high end. My favorite girl
     was "Bianca" - a tiny, 24 year old with a beautiful face. You can
     hire girls from their cabins to come to your hotel, but it's
     expensive - f300-400/hr. At least you know what you're getting.

     Men's Clubs:

     Yab Yum Club, Singel 295, tel 020/624-9503.

     This club is in itself, worth the trip. The club is housed in an
     elegant townhouse filled with beautiful furnishings. There is a
     full bar stocked with top-end liquor, and private bedrooms
     equipped with Jacuzzi tubs. The entrance fee is f150, and
     includes all drinks. The girls charge f500/hr. They are totally
     exquisite young women in tasteful evening gowns. My date for the
     evening was a 20 year old Dutch economics student at VWU who was
     also a gymnast and ballet dancer. After a chat downstairs, we
     went upstairs, had a soak in the tub, did the deed, then came
     downstairs for coffee, cognac and cultured, post-coitial
     conversation. Needless to say, her face and body were perfect, as
     were her skills as a lover and hostess. After I left, the club's
     chaffeur took me to my hotel.

     This truly was one of the golden hours of my life, very expensive
     (with tips, f800) but worth it many times over.

     After visiting Yab Yum, I didn't go to any other clubs, but did
     call for info:

     Anoyme Society, 662-4952, 8p-4am, no entrance fee, f250/hr
     Satyrcon Club, 676-2420 Jan Bik Club (reviewed elsewhere)
     622-2785

     Perhaps some kind A'dammer or Tourist can provide a review here?v
     Call Girls:

     Didn't partake, but called for info:

     Amsterdam Call Girls is the sex worker's collective. If you want
     to do the right thing, the first hour is f300, 2nd hour is f250.

     You can also find ads in "De Telegraaf" newspaper under "Diverse
     clubs" Also, look in the "Gouden Gide" (Yellow pages) under "Sex
     Clubs and Saunas" and "Escort Services".

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     Subject: Amsterdam

     My visit to Amsterdam was made complete by going to the J.B.
     Club, which I might add I found here. thank you very much!

     Not only did I have a wounderful time with some very beautiful
     and friendly women but they also made me feel very much at home.

     As for how good the sex was? Whether it's with a professional
     girl or your girl freind, you get out what you put in! And how
     you treat someone, after all both are people with feelings. So I
     had great sex and we both got off.

     So I give the J.B. Club a 10. Adress, Buitenwieringerstraat 3-5
     Tel 6222785 It's a short distance from Central Station, you can
     walk there, I did.

     As far as the real red light district goes there are some very
     beautiful women working there most are very nice but it's more
     like going to a store, you pay your money and you get what you
     paid for but! no emotion are very little, no oh baby oh baby. But
     I had fun just looking at their great young bodies, what we in
     america would call the A team dancers at a strip club. So if you
     can get off to the fact that you're fucking this great looking
     girl regardless of how excited she gets you will have fun, it's
     what I would say more of a sexual fantasy with these girls like
     going to a strip club and one of the girls taking you home, it's
     not going to happen but these girls look like those girls so you
     can pretend.

     When I say very beautiful I am talking about 40% of the girls,
     20% of the girls are average and the other 40% are not that good
     looking but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To find that
     40% you have to check every street in the district and alleys to
     find them, and check every so often because the good one are
     busy. Also they run two shifts 11 AM to 7 PM - 7 PM to 3 AM. So
     you will have to look or be lucky ( I was both ) to find these
     girls but to me that was half the fun like looking for buried
     treasure.

     Let's talk money! ( I'm sure prices subject to change ) I went
     there 2/96 So who knows, you can spend alittle or alot, the red
     light district, 50 guilders for a fuck, 100G for a fuck and suck
     or different positions. Some won't even take off there top for
     50G during sex and no sucking there tits at 50 or 100G.

     I never asked what it would cost, I was just told they couldn't
     do that but if you wanted to throw out some numbers I'm sure like
     all good business people they would shoot you a price.

     The J.B. Club 100G half hour 150G an hour, like I said I had a
     great time.

     The Amsterdam call girl service! I was politely told if you have
     to ask how much you can't afford it! But remember you can't fuck
     the diamonds or the silk dresses they have on but you do have to
     wine and dine them. I ask one of the girls I was with so for that
     kind of money are they any better at what they do than you! you
     can guess her answer. The price this girl told me that these type
     services were asking was 1000G. I don't know how long or what
     just that they expected to be taken out. Well there you have it,
     I hope it helps but if you go and you love women like I do you
     will have fun and like this girl told me anything is possible in
     Amsterdam.

     Cowboy

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     Subject: Amsterdam This article on Amsterdam relates to July
     1995.

     Amsterdam is a fun place but like everywhere else there are dos
     and donts. I presume you will fly so when you land go to the
     train station which is well signed. There are about 4 trains an
     hour through the day to central station and it costs about 5.5
     guilders.

     If you are looking for fun walk out of the station up Damrak for
     maybe a third of a mile and then everything to your left is the
     Red Light District. The area is not as big as you may think it is
     about three cannals wide and a third of a mile long.

     The best area is in the little narrow streets around the Oude
     Kerk (Dutch for Old Church).

     The area consists of dozens of windows with red lights displayed
     with a girl sitting in the window.

     The girls ages range from around 18-50! The younger girls are
     mainly beautiful with great bodies, they usually wear either a
     bikini or sexy underwear.. maybee a G-string and lacy bra... I'm
     sure you get the picture!!

     Feel free to approach the girls and ask them their price, you can
     do this with no shame as most people do. The prices range from 50
     guilder for a suck or fuck to 100 guilder for suck or fuck.

     Most girls are great, you will give them 50 guilder and they will
     take you into their clean, safe room, strip of, lay you on their
     bed and put a condom on you. Some will spend a few minutes
     turning you on but you are more or less expected to get on with
     it!! The most time you will get is around fifteen minutes unless
     you pay for more time and services.

     Now I mentioned there are a few points to be wary of and here is
     the benefit of my own experience.

     Some girls will tell you 50 guilders and take you in and then not
     strip of all their clothes, say leave the bra on and then tell
     you it doesnt come off for that price, you have to pay 50
     guilders more. Another trick is to give you a blow job only for
     50 guilders and charge the same again for sex.

     Don't argue or threaten girls as their rooms have panick buttons
     and you would soon meet their minder if you harmed them.

     The thing to do is to ask on the door, how much they charge, what
     it is for and do they strip off.

     Don't get me wrong, most girls are great but some aren't.


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