A Few Words About Breasts
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                          Uploaded by Bosk of Port Kar


  Breasts. America loves 'em. They've nutured the young and old, inspired songs
and sonnets, war and peace, not to mention major men's magazines. I could go on
forever, so I will - with a lengthy tribute to the names, nicknames and
euphemisms that have come to characterize chest fever. The following extensive
but by no means exhaustive list was compiled by amateur etymologists Parker
Bennet and Tom Mannis.
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Angel Cakes          Double              Loaves            PT Boats
Apples               -Whammies           LobLollies        Pumkins
Balboas              Dueling Banjos      Love Mellons      Rangoons
Balloons             Dugs                Love Muffins      Rib Balloons
Bangers              Dumplings           LuLus             Rib Cushions
Bangles              Dunes               Macaroons         Rivets
Bassoons             Ear Muffs           Mambos            Roundies
Baubles              Eclairs             Mammaries         Sandbags
Bazongas             Eggplants           Mammies           Satellites
Bazookas             Enchiladas          Mams              Scones
Bazooms              Flapjacks           Mangos            Scoops
Beacons              Flappers            Marangos          Set
Beanbags             Flesh Bulbs         Maraschinos       Shakers
Bebops               Flesh Mellons       Marimbas          Shebas
Betty Boops          Floaters            Marshmallows      Shermans
Big Boppers          Floats              Mau Maus          Shimmies
Bikini Stuffers      Fog Lights          Mausers           Silos
Billibongs           Fried Eggs          Meatballs         Skin Sacks
Blinkers             Fun Bags            Meat Loaves       Skooners
Bombers              Gagas               Melons            Smoothies
Bombshells           Garbos              Milk Cans         Snuggle Pups
Bon Bons             Gazingas            Milk Fountains    Spark Plugs
Bongos               Gazongas            Milk Shakes       Specials
Bonkers              Glands              Molehills         Spheres
Boobers              Globlets            Mommas            Spongecakes
Boobies              Globes              Mondos            Spuds
Boobs                Gob Stoppers        Montezumas        Stacks
Boops                Gongas              Moo Moos          Stuffing
Bops                 Goombas             Mother Lodes      Sugar Plums
Bosom                Grapefruits         Mounds            Sweater Meat
Boulders             Grillwork           Montain Peaks     Sweater Puffs
Bouncers             Guavas              Muchachas         Sweet Rolls
Bra Buddies          Gum Drops           Muffins           Tahitis
Bra Stuffers         Handsets            Mulligans         Tamales
Breasts              Hand Warmers        Mushmellons       Tartugas
Bronskis             Headers             Nancies           Tatas
Bubbas               Head Lamps          Nectarines        Tattlers
Bubbies              Headlights          Niblets           Teats
Buds                 Headphones          Nibs              Tetons
Bulbs                Headsets            Nippleoons        Thangs
Bulges               Hefties             Nippleos          Thingumajigs
Bullets              Heifers             Nippers           Tidbits
Bumpers              Hemispheres         Nippies           Titbits
Bumps                Hills               Nips              Tits
Bust                 Hindenburgs         Nodes             Titskis
Busters              Honeydews           Nodules           Titters
Busties              Honkers             Noogies           Titties
Butterballs          Hood                Nose Cones        Tomatoes
Buttons              -Ornaments          Oboes             Tom-Toms
Caboodles            Hoohas              Oompas            Tooters
Cams                 Hooters             Orbs              Torpedoes
Cannon Balls         Hot Cakes           Ottomans          Tortillas
Cantaloupes          Hottentots          Padding           Totos
Carumbas             Howitzers           Pagodas           Twangers
Casabas              Hubcaps             Pair              Tweakers
Cha-chas             Huffies             Palookas          Tweeters
Charlies             Humdingers          Papayas           Twin Peaks
Chihuahuas           Hush Puppies        Parabolas         Twofers
Chimichongas         ICBMS               Pastries          Tympanies
Chiquitas            Jawbreakers         Paw Patties       U-Boats
Coconuts             Jemimas             Peaches           Umlauts
Congas               Jibs                Peakers           Wahwahs
Corkers              Jobbers             Peaks             Waldos
Creamers             Jugs                Pears             Warheads
Cream Pies           Jukes               Pects             Water
Cuhuangas            Jumbos              Peepers           -Mellons
Cupcakes             Kabukis             Pillows           Whoppers
Curves               Kalamazoos          Pips              Wind
Dingers              Kazongas            Plums             -Jammers
Dinghies             Kazoos              Pointer           Wobblers
Dingos               Knobbers            -Sisters          Wongas
Dirigibles           Knockers            Points            Woofers
Domes                Kongas              Pokers            Yabbos
Doodads              Kumquats            Polygons          Yams
Doorknobs            Lactoids            Pompoms           Yayas
Doozers              Lip Fodder          Pontoons          Zeppelins
Doozies              LLamas              Potatoes          Zingers
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