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Ross Jefferies Get Laid Catalog - Just Packed with all kinds of stuff to help get you Laid!


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[Image] These products aren't just designed to pack your bed with girls, but
rather they are guaranteed to pack your bed with girls! That's right, I
personally guarantee it. If they weren't able to get you more girls than you
could handle, they wouldn't be in this catalog! OK, get in there and take a
look at all this great stuff; pages and pages of stuff that WORKS. I'll be
watching for your order to arrive so I can rush it out to you!

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I. Great Ross Jeffries Get Laid Stuff

The Speed Seduction Home Study Course
     Here it is; the controversial course you have been hearing and reading
     about all over the Internet! Ross reveals the secrets that will have
     the hottest women falling MADLY in love and begging to bang you in as
     little as 20 MINUTES TIME!
How To Get The Women You Desire Into Bed
     The Ross Jeffries classic book that started it all; this is a down and
     dirty guide to dating and seduction for the man who's FED UP with being
     Mr. Nice Guy! As seen on national television by millions!
Unstoppable Confidence & Power With Women
     A mindblowing, studio-recorded 3 tape audio set in which Ross guides
     you step by step through his most powerful, confidence building,
     self-image supercharging techniques!
How To Nail That Girl Who Just Wants To Be Friends
     Don't settle for "I just want to be friends" anymore! Here's how to
     have her convince herself that a friendship with you is the harbinger
     of a whole new SEXUAL EXPERIENCE that she WANTS to have!
The Slut Report
     This hot little audio tape spills the beans on the "Crazy Brad" method
     of meeting dozens of hot, horny little college co-eds, using a few
     simple, easy to master telephone tricks! A must for "shy" or "lazy"
     guys!
Women Eating Out Of The Palm Of Your Hand
     This little audio tape is PACKED with the secrets you need to handle
     the most dangerous game in the world: the exceptionally beautiful
     woman! Protect your ego AND your wallet with the secrets in this tape!
How To Get Girls Into Bed Without Trying
     Learn to attract women AUTOMATICALLY, without EVEN HAVING TO THINK
     ABOUT IT! This breakthrough method will have you radiating confidence,
     control and POWER despite yourself!

II. General Dating and Getting Laid!!

The Cheap Date Handbook
     How to date her without endangering your wallet, while still getting
     "full value" from her out of each and every date! Brings new meaning to
     the word "tight!"
A Bartender's Guide On Picking Up Women
     Want to learn what really works on those sexy girls you see in bars?
     The author has been a bartender in some of Hollywood's HOTTEST night
     clubs for the past 14 years! Have her sitting on YOUR barstool now!
The Secrets To Making Love Happen
     A GREAT book; one that combines NLP with the art and science of
     handwriting analysis. Being able to analyze handwriting is the SINGLE
     BEST TRICK ever for meeting and seducing women!

III. Special Items For the Adventuresome!

The American Man's Guide to Seducing Orientals
     Ah so, G.I...you want to make ficky-ficky with sexy Asian girl? Now you
     can do those Asian babes, with this book that tells you in black and
     white how to nail the yellow and pink!
How to Find, Seduce and Control Your Dream Woman
     You don't need to believe in astrology to realize that many chicks dig
     it! Learn to plow your way through her chart and into her pants! Learn
     how to give hear the reading that will make her LUST WITH DESIRE for
     YOU!
LOVE DROPS (Hypnotic Poems Ready For Use!)
     Experience the power of "Love Drops"; hypnotic seduction poems by
     Taylor "the Jailer" Nabakov. Guaranteed to get her pulse racing and her
     puss racing over to your place!

IV. Gimmicks for Meeting Chicks!

Sensual Access - Seducing Women Using Your Home Computer [Image]
     Here's how to seduce women on-line, whether through a BBS, national
     service like America Online or the internet! Learn how to pick up and
     ride female hitch-hikers of the information superhighway now!
The Grapho Deck - Instant Handwriting Analysis!
     This has got to be one of the HOTTEST gimmicks around! Women LOVE the
     intrigue of handwriting analysis. Our special Grapho Deck makes it easy
     for you to do them - and each card is loaded with sexual innuendo and
     erotic examples to make her HOT!
Flirting With Magic
     Whether you want a rabbit out of a hat or just her bird out of the
     bush, this great VIDEO will show you how to be the HIT of the party.
     Choose the most attractive women as your "faithful assistants," and
     later seduce them into making your salami vanish!

V. Self-Image and Confidence Builders!

Psychic Sexual Commands
     Some GREAT ways to develop DEMONIC levels of confidence with women AND
     how to SEDUCE women with psychic/telepathic techniques! Check this one
     OUT! Lots of women are into this shit -- use it!
Quest For Excellence
     A passive listening, dual-induction tape set to SUPERCHARGE your
     self-esteem! Dynamite!
Secrets of a Marathon Lover
     This clever little manual will show you some easy to master tricks to
     become the longest lasting stud in town. Say goobye to "squirt" and
     "spurt" FOREVER!
How to be the Jerk Women Love
     Why do jerks always seem to get the best women? Because they know the
     benefits of not being "too nice" to their women, and at the same time
     know when and how to apply these secrets. Learn how to teach her to
     WANT to please you -- using the positive reinforcement model.

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           A Message From Ross Jeffries -- Chairman of the Broads

Man, I'm excited as hell about what we've jam-packed into this one! We've
got some great new stuff. I'm most proud of my new weekend "Speed Seduction"
course on audio tape. Did you know I've got guys flying in from all over the
country for this $895 three day seminar in Los Angeles and other cities?
Here's your chance to learn what they know, without even having to leave
your house!

Of course, we've got great NEW stuff by other people:

   * How To Find, Seduce, And Control the Women Of Your Dreams!
   * Sensual Access - The High Tech Guide To Seducing Women Using Your Home
     Computer!
   * Secrets of a Marathon Lover - Staying Hard For the Two Hour Orgasm!
   * Love Drops - The Booklet Of Hypnotic Seduction Poems!

                HERE'S HOW I MAKE SURE YOU ONLY GET THE BEST

Listen: before a book, tape, report or other item even gets close to getting
in this catalog, I personally put it to the following three tests:

  1. It has to be something that any guy can actually use in the real world
     to get the results he wants!! In other words... it has to provide a
     practical solution and it HAS TO REALLY WORK!!

  2. The results it gets you have to be friggin' spectacular!! If, in my
     judgement, it will only work once in a while or averagely, it doesn't
     make it into this catalog!

  3. It has to be something unique and different you won't find anywhere
     else!! If you can get it in your local bookstore you won't find it in
     here!!

Okay. Sound good? I sure hope so, because I really go through a ton of stuff
that people send me to select the few items that make it in, and they really
are dynamite! And, I want you to know that I'm working 24 hours a day to
come up with the best information and products in existence to help you in
your quest for success with women! If you know or hear of anything really
great, please call me at 310-670-6547 or write to me at:

Ross Jeffries
6245 Bristol Parkway, Suite 275
Culver City, CA 92030


Print this form from your browser, and fax to 703-791-6522, or fold and
mail.

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and your latest Speed Seduction Catalog!

____ Hey! I want to sign up a friend too! As a bonus, send me "How To Get
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