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| Randy Handymen Get LAID By the Hour                                          |
| Re: The Picture/July 91                                                      |
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|      A hard-up husband is beating the recession by offering tradesmen Wild   |
| Sex Sessins with his wife in return for work done around the house. Rodney   |
| Wright, 48, needed his home renovated but was too lazy to do it himself and  |
| didn't have the cash to pay for a pro. So he advertised in a Kinky Sex Mag   |
| for a repairman to fix up his home, promising free sex with his missus as a  |
| payment. Needless to say, while his old lady was getting a good "screwing",  |
| he planned to nip around to the labourer's place to polish his own "tool"    |
| in the workman's wife's "wrench trench".                                     |
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|      It seemed like a dead-set world-beating idea, except that he forgot to  |
| tell his wife Pauline about the deal. And there was another catch. When a    |
| handy hunk called round to size up the job - and Pauline's tits - He needed  |
| a NEW HOUSE!!! The place was a disaster and would take a good three months   |
| to fix up. Still, the stud thought, at least I'll get regular sex from his   |
| old lady. Then Wright dropped the bombshell. "She doesn't know about you     |
| yet," he said. "But don't worry, you can sort of hang back and make eyes at  |
| her a bit. Then if it gets to the stage where you're going to finish the job |
| and you haven't had any, I'll get to work on her for you." "Sod that for a   |
| game of soldiers!" said the workman, and buggered off. Wright, who is still  |
| looking for a tradesman to Go The Tool with his old lady, is just one of     |
| hundreds of husbands who will go to any lengths to spice up thier sex lives. |
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|      Wife-Swapping couples in their thousands are risking disease, death and |
| divorce in their pursuit of Sordid Sex Thrills with strangers. And its not   |
| just the guys who are behind this bizarre bonking boom. Women, too, see the  |
| chance of an earn by offering to frot men while their hubbies are at work. An|
| exclusive PICTURE probe of some of the hottest, horniest contact mags came   |
| up with an amazing collection of Sex-Crazed Slappers. Here are just a few of |
| the frotting females on offer:                                               |
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|  - LORNA, sexy lady, 44, with 40-30-40 figure, just can't get enough. All    |
|           ages welcome in the comfort of my own home.                        |
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|  - SLUT, 30, seeks one or more virile males to satisfy me. Your place only.  |
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|  - SEXY wife, 23, looking for well-hung studs to fulfil my needs. Husband    |
|               approves.                                                      |
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| - COUPLE, both 38, seeks other couples for fun times. She is Ac/Dc and likes |
|           water sports, AND (our favourite).                                 |
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| - DESPERATE, shy female, 27, into back-door fun. Likes barking.              |
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|      Who said wife-swapping was dead??? It seems there are more swingers out |
| there than tits at a topless toga party. And if these depraved deviants are  |
| any indication, there's a lot more going on behind your neighbour's net      |
| curtains than tea parties and knitting. You have been warned!!!              |
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