Each title is followed by the episode's original air date.  Episodes are listed
in the order followed by most stations when airing them except that the final
(CBS) season is frequently ommitted entirely or in part in syndication.


*** FIRST SEASON ***

MR. BIG (pilot)                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  September 18, 1965
    Mr Big of KAOS has stolen Professor Dante's inferno ray, and threatens to
    use it unless CONTROL forks over a $100 million ransom.  Instead, Max, 99
    and Fang follow a trail of rubber garbage to a fake garbage scow, Mr. Big's
    floating hideout.  When Mr. Big attempts to use the ray - unaware that the
    forces of goodness have rewired it - he only succeeds in destroying
    himself and his evil plan.

OUR MAN IN TOYLAND                Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 9, 1965
	KAOS is smuggling secrets out of the country in merchandise from Bower's
	Department Store.  Max and Fang investigate as customers, 99 as a
	salesclerk.  She discovers the secret transmission device: Polly Dolly. 
	Fang brings Polly to the Chief.  Polly brings a message from Max.  Max and
	99 fight their way to safety using an arsenal of powerful children's toys.

KAOS IN CONTROL                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 30, 1965
	KAOS has infiltrated CONTROL on the eve of a major peace conference, and
	has stolen the mind-zapping retrogressor gun.  After both the Chief and
	Professor Windish have their brains retrogressed, Max takes over, begins
	the conference, and captures the wrong spy.  Then he flushes out the right
	spy - Alma Sutton - when, pretending to be retrogressed, she makes a slip
	about watching Captain Kangaroo.

SCHOOL DAYS                       Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 2, 1965
	Max, looking for a KAOS infiltrator, enrolls in spy school as Alexander
	Loomis.  Fang enrolls tooo, under the cover name Morris.  Max survives a
	series of assassination attempts without knowing it, then exposes the spy
	by going after the wrong suspects - and having escaped death with 99 by
	singing "Happy Birthday" to Fang, who responds by blowing out the flame on
	the dynamite.

DIPLOMAT'S DAUGHTER               Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  September 25, 1965
	Max and 99 are assigned to protect Princess Ingrid, a wild twenty-year-old
	blonde bombshell.  But all three blunder into the lair of the Claw, a
	fiendish Oriental villain who has one good hand and one magnetic mauler. 
	Max declaws the Claw by flipping a drawer of cutlery onto his malevolent
	magnet.

NOW YOU SEE HIM - NOW YOU DON'T   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 16, 1965
  	Dr. Haskell has escaped from KAOS with his secret invisibility ray.  KAOS
	overtakes him, and offers the ray to Smart's government in exchange for $10
	million.  KAOS kidnaps Smart, who cons them into taking him back to his
	booby-trapped aprtment.  The ray is a phoney, a KAOS plot, and Max nearly
	demolishes himself on his own booby traps, but with 99's help, he triumphs
	over the forces of rottenness once more.

WASHINGTON 4, INDIANS 3           Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 23, 1965
	A band of Indians demands the return of all lands taken by the U.S.,
	otherwise they intend to declare war.  The Joint Chiefs of Staff discuss
	blasting Arizona back to the Stone Age, or offering the Indians New Jersey,
	then decide that Max will infiltrate disguised as an Indian.  Max, after
	flirting with Chief Red Cloud's daughter to avoid torture, finds an
	enormous arrow disguides as a missile - the second biggest arrow Max has
	ever seen.

OUR MAN IN LEOTARDS               Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 20, 1965
	CONTROL's new drug, immobilo, has been stolen,, presumably to be used by
	Emilio Maharana - dancer and political activist - against Don Hernando, the
	Ambassador of Pinerovia.  Both 86 and 99 pass themselves off as dancers to
	penetrate the Naharana dance troupe, burst in on the Ambassador, demand
	that he eat a peach (peaches counteract immobilo) to save his country, and
	force Naharana to expose himself and his plot.

THE DAY SMART TURNED CHICKEN      Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 6, 1965
	Smart reports that a dead cowboy in his bed warned of a plot to poison the
	Morovian Ambassador.  The cowboy disappears, reappears, and Max's
	insistence persuades the Chief that Max is goofy from fatigue.  Thinking a
	costume party is in progress at the Embassy, Max dresses up as a chicken
	and descends on the soiree.  No costume party.  No poisoned punch.  When
	Max goes to court to testify against KAOS, they cite recent events to
	impugn his credibility - until Max proves that everything was staged
	precisely to make him look nutty.

SATAN PLACE                       Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 13, 1965
    Under Max's vigilant eye, the Chief is kidnapped and help for $200,000
    ransom while KAOS's Dr. Harvey Satan freezes the Chief, preparing him for
    a surgical procedure to render him pro-KAOS. Max passes himself off as
    the surgeon, and 99 as his nurse.  Together, they spring the Chief by
    freezing Satan and his men.  Just as well, since CONTROL had only managed
    to raise $600 towards the Chief's ransom.

TOO MANY CHIEFS                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 27, 1965
    Max hides Tanya Lupescu in his apartment until she can testify against
    KAOS and convey the intricacies of its code system.  But KAOS master
    impersonator, Alexi Sebastian, gets to her by disguising himself as the
    Chief.  The real Chief arrives too.  Max establishes the faker by shining
    a light in his face.  Alexi blinks, betraying his identifying trait of
    weak eyes.

MY NEPHEW, THE SPY                Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 4, 1965
    Max, simply trying to buy shoes, doesn't suspect that the shoe store is a
    KAOS front.  But KAOS, thinking he knows, tries to eliminate him. 
    Simultaneously, Max's Uncle Abner and Aunt Bertha come to visit.  Max and
    99 do their utmost to subdue the KAOS culprits without betraying to Abner
    and Bertha that they're spies - while Max's apartment obligingly springs
    its booby traps on them.

WEEKEND VAMPIRE                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 18, 1965
    When agents are found murdered with mysterious puncture marks on their
    necks, a vampire panic grips the city of Washington.  The trail leads to
    the spooky manor of Dr. Drago, who apparantly sleeps in a coffin.  86 and
    99 invade it by passing themselves off as honeymooners.  They discover
    that the coffin leads to Drago's lab, and that Drago, a former CONTROL
    scientist, has been bent on destroying the agency since it discharged and
    humiliated him.

ABOARD THE ORIENT EXPRESS         Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 11, 1965
    After several CONTROL couriers fail to transport a payroll briefcase, Max
    is assigned to the task.  Double agent Krochanska - a German Shepherd
    going by the cover name Cyril - almost spirits it away, but Max and 99
    keep it secure, forging yet another link in the great chain of victories
    for CONTROL union benefits around the world.

DOUBLE AGENT                      Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 8, 1965
    Max gambles, drinks, picks a quarrel with the Chief, and goes to seed
    hoping that KAOS will recruit him.  They take him - and 99 for good
    measure - ordering Max to kill her to prove his switched loyalty.  Max
    and 99 bean and shoot a number of KAOS operatives in succession, only to
    learn that each and every one is an agent working undercover for the U.S.

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST           Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 25, 1965
    An Arab prince, who has to weigh 300 pounds to keep his kingdom, is
    kidnapped under Smart's watchful guard by Mary "Jack" Armstrong, the
    world's strongest female spy.  Mary Jack drugs Max with his own truth
    serum, threatens him with her vast strength, and reduces the prince's
    weight to a mere 240 pounds.  But no problem.  The prince's new size
    makes him a matinee idol in his kingdom, enabling him to retuan his title
    and throne.

KISSES FOR KAOS                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 15, 1965
    99 vamps KAOS art dealer and saboteur Rex Savage, but she can't get his
    fingerprints because he almost never takes his gloves off.  She lures him
    to dinner, employing various ID devices from Professor Parker's lab, but
    KAOS intervenes.  Savage, 99, Max, and KAOS artist Mondo next find
    themselves in Savage's gallery - trapped by a floor bathed in explosive
    paint.  They escape and Max borrows some paint to redecorate his
    apartment.

THE DEAD SPY SCRAWLS              Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 22, 1965
    The Shark, a pool whiz and KAOS kingpin, intercepts and decodes CONTROL
    messages with a highly sophisticated computer hidden inside a pool table.
    In order to be able to pass himself off as a pro, Max takes lessons from
    a pro, doing the man considerable bodily harm in the process.  Luckily,
    Professor Parker comes through with a remore control cue ball which 99
    can manipulate with her lipstick.  Smart unwittingly opens the pool table
    by shooting the correct combination of balls, then KOs the Shark with his
    trick ball.

BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD     Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 29, 1965
    KAOS acquires Hymie, the invincible robot, to capture Max Smart and
    Professor Shotwire.  Hymie, passing himself off as a CONTROL agent, goes
    to a party with Smart and 99 to protect the professor, then proceeds to
    take Max's every word literally and ape his every move.  He abducts 86,
    99 and Shotwire to a KAOS hideout - then turns on KAOS instead, because
    only Max has ever treated him like a real person.

ALL IN THE MIND                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 5, 1965
    A neighbor of Smart's who works for a psychiatrist calls Max to report a
    KAOS link, then drowns in a phone booth.  Max pretends to be a disturbed
    colonel, and 99 puports to be a secretary.  They infiltrate successfully,
    are caught by KAOS and nearly drowned in a phone booth, which KAOS has
    rigged for just such occasions.

SMART, THE ASSASSIN               Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 19, 1965
    An attempt is made on the Chief's life at the exclusive Regency Club, and
    only the keen eye of club employee Cedric Devonshire prevents the
    catastrophe.  But Devonshire works for KAOS, abducts Smart,
    pharmaceutically hypnotizes him to kill the next person who says
    "checkmate" (which the Chief is certain to say, because he always beats
    Max at chess).  Then Devonshire watches the match, becoming so impatient
    with Max's slow game that he blurts out "checkmate" and is shot by Max.

DEAR DIARY                        Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 12, 1965
    Retired agent 4 has been keeping a detailed diary of all his years in the
    secret service.  Now Gaffer is gone - kidnapped by enemy agents who want
    his diary.  Max's only lead: "Birds of a feather flock together."  A
    handful of old spies falls under Max's suspicion - one of whom in fact is
    the culprit.

I'M ONLY HUMAN                    Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 26 1965
    Fang is a pathetic shadow of his former self since his forced retirement
    from CONTROL, but Max pushes to have him reinstated in an assignment
    involving the infiltration of KAOS's kennel.  KAOS blanks out Fang's TV
    transmission collar to lure Smart into a trap, thereby ambushing the
    Chief.  They also brainwash Fang, and every important dog in Washington,
    making them efficient killing animals.  Fortunately, Max turns the tables
    on KAOS, blowing up the forces of evil with its own strategem.

STAKEOUT ON BLUE MIST MOUNTAIN    Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 5, 1965
    Max goes to the airport to investigate a steady stream of 338 KAOS agents
    pouring into the country.  It appears that each agent is bringing in one
    part of a bomb that will be assembled at Blue Mist Mountain.  Smart
    penetrates Blue Mist Mountain in the guise of a KAOS agent, then Max, 99,
    and the Chief burst into the mountain cabin to find and deactivate the
    bomb.  Mac succeeds by getting his necktie caught in it.

THE AMAZING HARRY WHO             Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 12, 1965
    Hawaiian detective Harry Who assists Max and 99 as they follow a trail of
    agents and laundry tickets into the Claw's carefullt crafted trap.  Max
    accidentally knifes Who and nearly loses his head in a steam press, but
    ultimately cracks the Claw's operation - a chain of Chinese laundries
    doubling as KAOS fronts.

HUBERT'S UNFINISHED SYMPHONY      Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 19, 1965
    CONTROL agent/violinist Hubert is killed while trying to leave the name
    of KAOS's new Mr. Big.  Max poses as a music critic to find the assassin
    - a Mr. Badeff, whose name is encoded in Hubert's symphony.  Badeff
    captures Max and 99, but Max escapes with the aid of his heliocoat - just
    in time to prevent the pianist from striking the keyboard and
    inadvertantly blowing up the concert hall by playing Hubert's Symphony.

SHIP OF SPIES (Part 1)            Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  April 2, 1965
    Max takes to the high seas on the frieghter "Evening Star" to recover
    stolen plans for a nuclear amphibian battleship.  99 follows.  Their
    clue: a clip-clop sound.  Unfortunately, everything on the ship makes
    that sound - a flamenco dancer's castanets, a man with a cane, a
    wheelchair.  Max falls overboard into shark-infested waters while
    exchanging gunfire with one of the mysterious clip-clops.

SHIP OF SPIES (Part 2)            Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  April 9, 1965
    Max goes to the captain for help.  The captain vows to assist but doesn't
    do much, since he - with his clip-clopping wooden leg - is the rotten
    apple.  Agent 44 tries to warn Max and 99, but someone shoots him before
    he gets the wrods out.  Max finds out the hard way, at the business end
    of the captain's peg leg.  Max overcomes the captain, and discovers that
    the nuclear amphibian battleship plans are in the form of scale-model
    ships in bottles.

SHIPMENT TO BEIRUT                Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  April 23, 1965
    Thinking to find stolen plans after getting a tip from a model, Max buys,
    and shreds to ribbons, a number of astronomically expensive designer
    gowns.  When he finally contacts the right model, KAOS turns her into a
    plastic mannequin.  When Max identifies the mannequin for the Chief, the
    Chief questions Mac;s sanity and deactivates his status as a CONTROL
    agent.  99 goes under cover in the same salon and is likewise grabbed and
    plastisized by the forces of evil.  Max solves the case and revitalizes
    her for the forces of niceness.

THE LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN SPY   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  May 7, 1965
    An endangered female agent named Verna phones Max from a swimming meet. 
    Max and 99 go to her rescue, passing themselves off as a trainer and a
    chaperone.  Max has trouble picking her out because all of the Russian
    team members' names sound alike to him.


*** SECOND SEASON ***

A SPY FOR A SPY                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 1, 1966
    Siegfried knocks out and replaces a magician, then kidnaps the Chief as
    part of a magic act on the Chief's birthday.  Siegfried then demands the
    X-11 as the ransom for the Chief.  Rather than pay the ransom, CONTROL
    starts kidnapping agents to swap; KAOS follows suit.  Soon only Max and
    Siegfried haven't been kidnapped.  They meet, return all agents to their
    proper sides, seem to be even - except that Siegfried kidnaps CONTROL's
    bus driver before driving away.

THE ONLY WAY TO DIE               Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 8, 1966
    The Blaster, planning to destroy the U.S. Internal Revenue building, is
    due in with "the lover".  CONTROL allows everyone to believe Max has been
    killed in the line of duty.  99, though in mourning, accepts an
    assignment to protect Antonio Carlos Carioca aboard his $2 million yacht,
    "El Amador".  Max, realizing that "el amador" is Spanish for "the lover",
    boards the yacht dressed as 99's old aunt.  He rpevents Carioca from
    triggering the bomb, then triggers it himself while explaining the
    mechanism to the Chief and 99.

STRIKE WHILE THE AGENT IS HOT     Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  September 24, 1966
    Before dying, agent 47 gives Max a clue - "the little red tractor that
    huffed and puffed" - along with the task of head negotiator for the new
    labor contract between CONTROL and its agents.  Max zealously persues
    negotiations with the Chief, and other than its giving him insight into
    KAOS contracts, fares less well on his case.  When KAOS corners him, Max
    uses his imminent demise to pressure the Chief into signing the new
    controact, then disarms the KAOS man - believing (inaccurately) that his
    gun has no shots left.

MAXWELL SMART, ALIAS JIMMY BALLANTINE Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 15, 1966
    When an armored truck driver delivers towels to a barbershop and opens
    fire on Max, CONTROL suspects foul play.  The shop proves to be a KAOS
    clearing house for everything - from information to heists.  Max, passing
    himself off as master safecracker Jimmy Ballantine, is sent by KAOS to
    rob the Federal Reserve Bank - which he succeeds in doing only because
    the Chief orders every Washington area bank to leave its vaults open.

ANATOMY OF A LOVER                Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  September 17, 1966
    KAOS has rewired Hymie to kill the Chief.  CONTROL orders Max to junk
    Hymie.  Instead, Max repairs him, hides him in his apartment, and fakes
    out CONTROL with a sack of parts from a washing machine.  While hiding,
    Hymie meets the Chief's niece, Phoebe, who becomes smitten.  Knowing Max
    plans to take Hymie to dinner, KAOS jumps him and reprograms him to shoot
    the next person who says "waiter, the check please".  This results in
    Hymie shooting himself when Max asks for the check in Spanish, and Hymie
    translates for Phoebe.

KISS OF DEATH                     Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 31, 1966
    Smart recues madcap heiress Tracy Dunhill, but she's really a KAOS plant.
    She is in fact the daughter of the founder of KAOS's U.S. branch.  Max
    killed him a year ago; she's determined to destroy Max on the stroke of
    midnight on the anniversary of his death.  Convinced that Max can't
    resist her, she arms her lips with poisoned lipstick.  But Max outwits
    her - by taking the precaution of wearing plastic lips.

CASABLANCA                        Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 22, 1966
    Instead of taking his vacation as ordered, Max persues the Choker to
    Casablanca.  The Chief assigns 99 to the case, but she doesn't know Max
    is there, and he doesn't know she is.  They spend more time spying on
    each other than they do on the Choker - and suspect each other of being
    the Choker - until the Choker tries to choke Max and 99.  Max bests the
    Choker with the old false neck trick.

THE GREATEST SPY ON EARTH         Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 19, 1966
    When agents die violently at the circus, Max and 99 follow their only
    clue - a diamond ring.  No sooner do they find further evidence of KAOS
    smuggling than Max is captured and groomed to be a human cannonball,
    while 99 will be forced into the lion's cage as a lion tamer.  They
    locate the diamonds and defeat the men from KAOS with the help of Hondo
    the strongman and the Chief, disguised as a clown.

HOO DONE IT                       Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 5, 1966
    Colonel Forsythe is murdered by an exploding birthday cake in a densely
    overfoliated tropical hotel.  Max, aided by Hawaiian sleuth Harry Hoo,
    questions the suspects.  In a send-up of Agatha Christie's "Ten Little
    Indinas", the island is suddenly cut off from the mainland while, one by
    one, every suspect but Smart and Hoo dies.  Smart and Hoo solve the crime
    - but it's 99, arriving just in time, who saves them from the killer.

RUB-A-DUB-DUB...THREE SPIES IN A SUB Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 12, 1966
    While investigating KAOS's computer-enhanced piracy, Max and 99 are
    captured by Siegfried and taken into his sub.  This puts the Chief in the
    awkward position of having to decide whether to blow it up with his
    agents on board, or let the enemy go in order to spare them.  The Chief
    decides to torpedo.  Fortunately, 99's quick thinking compels Siegfried
    to surrender first.

THE DECOY                         Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 29, 1966
    CONTROL tricks KAOS into believing that Max is carrying CONTROL's new
    code.  Hugo from the newspaper stand gasses him with a horoscope book and
    turns him over to KAOS.  KAOS tries to break him with sexy femme fatale
    Greta.  When she fails, they use truth serum, but since Max knows
    nothing, he has nothing to reveal.

BRONZEFINGER                      Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 3, 1966
    Max brushes up on art restoration and 99 becomes a museum tour guide in
    order to flush out the diabolical art thief Bronzefinger.  No sooner does
    Max line up three suspects than, one by one, they die.  Bronzefinger
    captures 86 and 99, intending to encase them in molten metal.  But they
    shed their bonds just in time, thanks to 99's razor ring.

THE WHOLE TOOTH AND...            Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 24, 1966
    Travelling with microfim plans from a nuclear reactor in the cap of his
    tooth and realizing KAOS has tailed him, Max stashes it in the mouth of a
    strange man - whom he soon discovers to be a convict on the way to Joliet
    State Penitentiary.  Max has himself arrested to recover the tooth.  The
    success of his mission wins him the Spy of the Year Award, but getting
    him out of jail won't be so easy.  Besides, CONTROL has a policy against
    hiring ex-convicts.

ISLAND OF THE DARNED              Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 26, 1966
    Hobbyist and KAOS assassin Hans Hunter hunts down homo sapiens in his
    isalnd jungle, and now has his sights set on 86's life and 99's remaining
    with him on Schwartz's Island.  He gives them a knife and the promise
    that if they survive until sundown, they'll be set free.  When he corners
    them leaving no way out, 99 prompts Max to destroy him with an exploding
    bazooka butt cigarette.

PERILS IN A PET SHOP              Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 10, 1966
    Max trails a talking parrot who seems to know all about KAOS.  The trail
    leads to Kilmen's Pet Shop and Melnik the smiling killer.  When both Max
    and a KAOS henchman are shot by a tranquilizer gun intended for Fang,
    they have a violent fist fight - in slow motion - giving the Chief and 99
    just enough time to rescue Max.

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE          Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 7, 1967
    When Octavia, the gorgeous spy, destroys a series of CONTROL agents by
    driving them mad with desire, Hymie - a robot impervious to emotion - is
    appointed CONTROL's #2 man to thwart her.  But because she too is
    unexpectedly a robot, Hymie falls hard and prepares to give her vital
    information.  Max and the Chief intervene.  Octavia self-destructs. 
    Hymie attempts to rebuild her, creating a robot that looks perfect, but
    talks like Max.

SOMEONE DOWN HERE HATES ME        Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 14, 1967
    Siegfried puts Max on the KAOS hit list with $250,000 on his head, and
    says that if Max is still around in forty-eight hours, the annual KAOS
    bingo party and barbecue is kaput.  Max becomes a nervous wreck who
    suspects, and jumps, all sorts of strangers.  The reward leaps to
    $500,000.  Max learns of Dr. Noodelman, a surgeon capable of performing
    instantly healing plastic surgery.  Turns out Noodelman has been doing
    the KAOS killers who attacked Max - now Noodelman wants to do *in* Max
    himself, for the $500,000 reward.

CUTBACK AT CONTROL                Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 21, 1967
    Max and the Chief testify before a Senate investigating committee which
    has cut back their funds and is close to disbanding CONTROL entirely. 
    Smart accepts a KAOS job offer in hopes of finding a big double agent and
    convincing the Senate of CONTROL's worth.  While attending a KAOS
    training school, Max hears the phrase "the jig is up" - which leads him
    to stumble on the identity of the double agent, who is none other than
    Dietrich, head of the Senate committee.

THE MUMMY                         Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 28, 1967
    KAOS is shipping agents to America in mummy cases.  An operative at the
    Metropolitan Museum receives them, and returns kidnapped CONTROL agents
    in their place.  The museum's attractive assistant curator lures Max into
    a trap. The curator wraps him head-to-toe in bandages, and all but has
    him crated when the Chief rescues him and drops him several times in a
    row.

THE GIRLS FROM KAOS               Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 4, 1967
    Miss USA, the daughter of a famous scientist, comes to Max for protection
    from kidnappers.  Max complies by following her to the beauty pageant
    where, the Chief guesses, one of the entries is a KAOS plant.  The plants
    are Miss Tasmania, her chaperone (actually, her husband, KAOS agent
    Dmitri Sokoloff in disguide), and Miss Formosa.  The three assasinate
    each other, leaving Smart and Miss USA unscathed.

THE MAN FROM YENTA                Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 11, 1967
    Max, with the help of Agent 498 (Israel's top man from YENTA) must
    safeguard the life of Arab Prince Abu ben Bubbie, though KAOS's villain
    and master of disguise Le Moco eludes them at every turn.  At one point,
    86, 498, Le Moco, and the prince are all dressed exactly alike - and it
    takes pulling beards and educated guessing to narrow down the field.

SMART FIT THE BATTLE OF JERICHO   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 18, 1967
    Buildings of the U.S. space agency blow up mysteriously as soon as
    construction is completed.  Max infiltrates the KAOS-supported Joshua
    Contruction Company in the guise of a construction worker, and learns the
    KAOS is imbeddinmg nitro in each building.

WHERE-WHAT-HOW-WHO AM I?          Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 25, 1967
    Smart overhears a KAOS scheme to blow up space scientists, then has an
    auto accident - courtesy of KAOS - before he can report the details.  He
    wakes up in a hospital that refuses to release him, because they *are*
    KAOS.  They give him anesia pills, causing him to forget everything. 
    Each time he's about to remember, he takes a pill and goes blank.  Then
    99 remembers Smart's wrist recorder, which he had on when he heard the
    plot. She plays it, finds KAOS men Petroff and Schnell, and with Max,
    saves the world by stopping them.

HOW TO SUCCEED IN THE SPY BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
                                  Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 11, 1967
    Siegfried offs a KAOS agent to save Max, then asks to join CONTROL.  With
    Shtarker's help, he stages his own mock assasination, drops hints about
    an attack on Fort Knox, tricks the Chief into deploying CONTROL agents to
    Kansas, and prepares to gas the unguarded chiefs of CONTROL at their
    banquet.  This time, Smart smells a rat, outwitting Siegfried by wearing
    a gas mask in a false nose.

THE EXPENDABLE AGENT              Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 4, 1967
    British agent Chain helps Max guard rocket fuel scientist Professor
    Whitaker in Max's apartment.  KAOS wires the apartment to explode at
    midnight.  When that fails, KAOS has a woman pose as Whitaker's niece and
    shoot him.  But the man Max thought was the professor was the expendable
    agent, a decoy; and the man he took for Chain was the rocket whiz.

APPOINTMENT IN SAHARA             Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 25, 1967
    KAOS, becoming the first private organization to own a nuclear bomb,
    demands the total disarmament of all the world's nuclear nations, and Max
    and 99 have less than seventy-two hours in the Sahara to find and stop
    KAOS.  KAOS finds them first, parched and dying on the sands.  KAOS
    feigns hospitality, only to stake Max and 99 exposed to the burning sun. 
    A dancing girl rescues the two CONTROL agents, freeing Max to rescue the
    world.

PUSSYCATS GALORE                  Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  April 1, 1967
    When important scientists have been disappearing from Pussycat key clubs,
    Max and 99 pose as German scientists Fritz and Greta Braun, while male
    agent Charlie Watkins disguises himself as a stacked blonde woman and
    takes a job at a Pussycat Club.  KAOS tosses Watkins in a freezer and
    drugs 99, but Max feigns a trance till the right moment - then polishes
    off his assailants with a little help from CONTROL.

A MAN CALLED SMART (part 1)       Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  April 8, 1967
    Max negotiates a $25,000 bribe for information on the KAOS agents who
    snatched a lake-evaporating formula from CONTROL labs.  But his
    informant, character actor Russell Bedioyskin, is shot before he can
    divulge his secret.  The Chief and 99 take Bedioyskin to the hospital. 
    Max, sent as a decoy, rolls out of a KAOS ambulance and down the street
    while strapped to a gurney.

A MAN CALLED SMART (part 2)       Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  April 15, 1967
    The urgency of KAOS's ransom demands brings the ancient Admiral back to
    CONTROL's helm.  The Admiral goes on TV to reassure the nation.  Aided by
    the Admiral, Max and the Chief discover the Bedioyskin is the nearly
    identical brother of formula inventor Dr. Smith.  In a hospital shootout,
    the Chief is hit and passes out limp, perhaps dead.

A MAN CALLED SMART (part 3)       Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  April 22, 1967
    As the Chief recuperates, KAOS dries up Niagra Falls.  Max and 99 follow
    Bedioyskin's clues to the Three Brothers Omniwash, a KAOS front for
    illegal gambling, and to Panamint Studios' Stage 7 in Los Angeles - and
    an all-out showdown of guns, fists, bottles, furniture, and foils between
    Max and Otto Hurrah.


*** THIRD SEASON ***

VIVA SMART                        Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  September 16, 1967
    Max and 99 visit San Saludos, a corrupt Latin American dictatorship run
    by General Diablo Pajarito.  CONTROL wants to return the imprisoned
    ex-president Don Carlos to power.  Max and 99 dress in the costumes of
    and perform as Flamenco dancers Conchito and Conhata, are apprehended and
    thrown in jail, bribe the firing squad (after haggling their price down
    to $60 and then getting a rebate since only half the firing squad could
    be reached in time), escape with Don Carlos and his daughter, and are
    recaptured by soldiers who can't wait to tell them the good news - Don
    Carlos is Prez again.

WITNESS FOR THE PERSECUTION       Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  September 23, 1967
    A KAOS football which contains both a bomb and a coding device implicates
    Mr. Tudbury as a KAOS operative.  Tudbury retaliates by ordering KAOS to
    "Get Smart" before he can testify against him at the trial.  Max holes up
    in his apartment, protected by an arsenal of new gadgets from CONTROL's
    lab.  99 moves in to help out.  KAOS attacks.  Max repels them,
    destroying his apartment and getting himself evicted in the process.  He
    eventually makes it to trial without getting killed - no thanks to the
    cop who ticketed him for jaywalking as he dodged bullets to cross the
    street.

THE SPY WHO MET HIMSELF           Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 7, 1967
    KAOS strikes with its League of Imposters.  One of its members
    impersonates Max, even down to the recent bruise on his ankle.  The real
    Max confronts the fake one in the Chief's office.  The wrong Max is
    established as the real Max before a board of inquiry.  The right Chief
    bursts in, shooting the wrong Chief, leading the wrong Max to shoot the
    right Chief and the real Max to shoot the wrong Max.  We hope.

THE SPIRIT IS WILLING             Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 14, 1967
    Max meets infomer Ann Ferris in a graveyard.  She promises to deliver
    evidence against Paul John Mondebello, disappears in a twinkling, but
    leaves her headstone in full view.  Max learns that Ann Ferris was the
    name of Mondebello's last victim, so decides to hold a seance to contact
    her again.  The spirit of Ann requests $50,000.  Back in the graveyard,
    Max discovers that Ann faked her death to raise money and run away with
    her defecting KAOS lover. Mondebello gets the drop on Max and 99, but
    Ann's mother reapears from the dead and saves them.

MAXWELL SMART, PRIVATE EYE        Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 21, 1967
    In this spoof of Bogart flicks, Max and 99 moonlight as private eyes
    because CONTROL is experiencing another budget cut.  Seemingly by
    coincidence, they're hired by KAOS agents Mr. Sidney and Mr. Peter to
    protect the very women CONTROL has assigned them to.  In so doing, Max
    becomes a security leak.  Then, trapped, he gets the drop on two agents
    and tricks the third into leaving by the fire escape - when there isn't
    any.

SUPERSONIC BOOM                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  October 28, 1967
    KAOS attacks CONTROL headquarters with a supersonic boom, then goes on TV
    to demand $50 million within forty-eight hours, otherwise New York City
    will get the next blast.  Max and 99 trace the source of the boom to a
    carwash.  But KAOS, using an illusion room, convinces them that the
    device has been moved to South America.  Contacting the Chief, Max has
    U.S. military resources mobilized against Argentina, then, discerning
    that he's been tricked, stops the supersonic boom single-handedly, then
    uses it on the Chief's office by mistake.

ONE OF OUR OLIVES ARE MISSING     Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 4, 1967
    A double agent hands Max a miniature radio, built into an olive.  Western
    singer Ozark Annie swallows it.  When Kaos uses the transmitter, Annie's
    stomach talks.  Max takes her home for protection.  Siegfried follows,
    disguised as a CONTROL doctor.  Max's rescue attempts are at first
    helped, then hindered, by Annie's developing a crush on him.
    
WHEN GOOD FELLOWS GET TOGETHER    Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 18, 1967
    KAOS has created the ultimate robot, Gropo.  It's up to Hymie to destroy
    him.  But Hymie refuses to be reprogrammed for badness.  He'd rather be
    Gropo's friend.  In a showdown at a Western ghost town, Hymie realizes
    that Gropo is not a nice piece of metal and, with Max's help, disposes of
    him in a deep well.

DR. YES                           Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  November 25, 1967
    A missile launch goes awry, sabotaged by the Fu Manchu of KAOS - Dr. Yes.
    Max and 99 masquerade as "stupid, harmless, fun-loving vacationers" at
    Lost Lake, reputed to be near Yes's hideout.  Yes orders them eliminated
    but they escape his trap and discover his underwater power station, only
    to fall into his evil clutches yet again.  This time, Max tricks Yes into
    poking himself in the face with his poison-tipped fingernail.

THAT OLD GANG OF MINE             Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 2, 1967
    After subduing the Scar with the old gun in the flashlight trick, Max and
    99 proceed to London's Crashing Boar pub in search of British CONTROL. 
    Max takes on the Scar's identity to infiltrate the Scorpion Gang, nail
    their leader, and uncover the mastermind behind the gang's plans to steal
    the royal jewels.  Both the mastermind and her boyfriend, who work for
    British CONTROL, surrender when Max threatens them with nitro.

THE MILD ONES                     Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 9, 1967
    The Purple Knights, a hippie motorcycle gang fashioned after King
    Arthur's Round Table, kidnaps a foreign prime minister for KAOS.  Max and
    99 infiltrate as "Whells" and "Legs".  Max and the gang leader joust on
    motorcycles, using mops for lances.  The leader's sweetie falls for Max. 
    The gang fails to draw and quarter Max with motorcycles.

CLASSIFICATION: DEAD              Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 23, 1967
    Poisoned while romancing a KAOS agent, Max is doomed to die at 1:00 P.M. 
    CONTROL's Dr. Steele can duplicate the poison but can't find the
    antidote.  Max tracks down Mr. Hercules, the man responsible for
    poisoning him.  Hercules wants to swap the antidote for CONTROL's new
    code but, with seconds to live, Max poisons him.  The two grapple over
    the antidote and pass out, but the Chief arrives just in time to save
    Max.

THE MYSTERIOUS DR. T              Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  December 30, 1967
    An important CONTROL scientist dies, confessing before he goes that a Dr.
    T actually masterminded his greatest work.  Max and 99 for CONTROL - and
    Siegfried for KAOS - beat the bushes for the mystery whiz, finally
    discovering him to be the twelve-year-old Tyler J. Tattledove.

THE KING LIVES?                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 6, 1968
    In a take-off on "The Prisoner of Zenda", Max bears such a striking
    resemblence to the King of Coronia that he is able to sub for him to
    thwart an attempted assasination.  The king's half-brother, Basil, wants
    the crown, and kidnaps 99 to obtain it.  Max, suddenly a throwback to the
    nineteenth century, rescues 99, the crown, and Coronia with a surprising
    display of swordsmanship.

THE GROOVY GURU                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 13, 1968
    The Groovy Guru has launched a massive, drug-and-music-induced freak-out
    in Washington, D.C., with plans to go national on television.  He intends
    to incite them to anti-CONTROL insurrection.  The show starts, but
    doesn't air, thanks to Max and 99.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK (part 1)    Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  January 27, 1968
    Sid, Max's buddy from the Korean War, arrives unexpectedly just as a KAOS
    defector tries to sell Max a book full of secrets.  Sid, finding it,
    mistakes it for a "little black book" and uses it to fix up dates for
    himself and Max.  The dates are with female KAOS agents.  When Max gets
    the drop on the ladies at a restaurant, Sid disarms him, thinking him
    totally bonkers.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK (part 2)    Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 3, 1968
    Max convinces Sid that he's a secret agent, then with him finds KAOS's
    villainous Maestro, who captures them, chains them in the cellar, and
    nearly succeeds in eliminating them with a cannon timed to the "1812
    Overture".  Instead, they turn the cannon on the Maestro, freeing Sid to
    date 99.

DON'T LOOK BACK                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 10, 1968
    In this spoof of "The Fugitive", a Max Smart look-alike robs a bank and
    kills a guard.  When KAOS plants evidence in Max's apartment, Max is
    arrested and tried for the crime.  Not at liberty to reveal his CONTROL
    agent identity, Max does the next best thing - he defends himself by
    attempting to bribe the foreman of the jury.  Sentenced to death, Max
    escapes from Sgt. Gronski, goes on the lam in pursuit of the one-armed
    man who can prove his innocence, and exonerates himself in a showdown at
    Baltimore's Main Street Hotel.

99 LOSES CONTROL                  Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 17, 1968
    99 resigns from CONTROL to accept handsome, wealthy casino owner Victor
    Royal's proposal of marriage.  Taking the alias "Max Wheel", 86 considers
    a job as Royal's bodyguard.  Max discovers that Royal works for KAOS, and
    springs 99 while they still have our lives.

THE WAX MAX                       Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  February 24, 1968
    When Max quotes Ghengis Khan at an amusement park shooting gallery, 99
    wins a kewpie doll.  Then the two go through the tunnel of love.  Weapons
    just miss them, while Max blithely eats a sandwich.  They escape the
    tunnel to discover the park has been emptied except for the KAOS agents
    firing on them.  The kewpie doll, it seems, is a KAOS device for
    delivering plutonium.  Max and 99 duck into the chamber of horrors, where
    exhibits come to life - they're KAOS agents - and attempt to guillotine
    Max.  Max outwits them, thanks to the old inflatable head in the cloak
    trick.

OPERATION RIDICULOUS              Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 2, 1968
    Max has to make CONTROL look good for a "Week News" magazine article. 
    Reluctant to rely only on Max's natural stupidity, KAOS compounds his
    inevitable blunders.  Under Max's protection, the magazine reporter
    experiences a series of painful acccidents.  99 discerns the plot, makes
    CONTROL look great, and gives all the credit to Max.

SPY, SPY BIRDIE                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 9, 1968 A
    little old man in red earmuffs - Albert Pfister by name - appears at
    Max's apartment and pleads with him to signs a petition against noise. 
    Max rebuffs him.  Pfister retaliates by systematically and noiselessly
    blowing up the world.  CONTROL assumes that KAOS is behind the
    explosions; KAOS accuses CONTROL.  Max and Siegfried join forces to find
    Pfister, who has a menagerie of carrier pigeons armed with
    nitro-whisperin and ready to be released.  Max disarms Pfister by noisily
    striking a match, then has to prevent Siegfried from taking up where
    Pfister left off.

RUN, ROBOT, RUN                   Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 16, 1968
    When the Chief puts Hymie over Max on a case, Max smarts - briefly - then
    accepts Hymie's analysis of how to preserve the country's honour at an
    important track meet.  Snead and Neal, of the CAD division of KAOS,
    temporarily put the free world's track stars out of commission, meaning
    Hymie has to compete in their place.  Despite CAD interference, Hymie of
    the West wins effortless, wooden panache.

THE HOT LINE                      Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 23, 1968
    Using the Chief's hot line and a voice that sounds like the President's,
    KAOS phones CONTROL, ordering Max to take over, and to open CONTROL's
    files to a KAOS plant.  Tactlessly but happily, Max replaces the Chief -
    who has to penetrate KAOS, and flush out the truth, in the guise of a
    singing waiter.

THE RELUCTANT REDHEAD             Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  April 6, 1968
    The Krispin Papers contain the names of every politician, army officer,
    and dentist who owes alligiance to KAOS.  Krispin will swap the list in
    exchange for his wife, Amanda Krispin.  With no Amanda on hand, CONTROL
    recruits her look-alike, Mimsi Sage, whom Max romances to assure her
    loyalty.  When the time comes to make the trade, Mimsi reveals that she's
    the real Amanda, steals the papers at gunpoint, and is subdued only
    because Krispin's statuary garden is full of CONTROL agents dressed as
    statues.

DIE, SPY                          Saturday, 8:30 P.M.  March 30, 1968
    A KAOS agent quit when refused a promotion, tried without success to join
    CONTROL, then formed his own band to destroy both agencies.  Max, along
    with a new recruit named Samuels, travels the world in search of this
    nemesis who has changed his face through plastic surgery but can be
    flushed out by his passion for Ping-Pong.  The episode echoes "I Spy",
    with "I Spy" star Robert Culp in a cameo as an Istanbul waiter.


*** FOURTH SEASON ***

THE IMPOSSIBLE MISSION            Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  September 21, 1968
    In a tease parodying the opening of "Mission: Impossible", Max is
    assigned to find the Leader - KAOS's top agent - before the Leader uses
    Hellman's Theory to obliterate the human race.  Both 86 and 99 go
    undercover, he as a trumpet player and she as a dancer.  When it looks as
    if the two are trapped with no hope of rescue, Max tells 99 that he'd
    marry her if they weren't about to die. She thinks of a way out, thereby
    trapping Max for life.

SNOOPY SMART VS. THE RED BARON    Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  September 28, 1968
    KAOS's "Operation Starch" has destroyed most of the U.S. potato crop, but
    the U.S. has suppressed the news by substituting look-alike edible foam
    rubber.  86 and 99 go to Idaho to investigate, managing to stop off and
    visit 99's mother on the way.  There they find Siegfried - the key to
    "Operation Starch" - with his World War I crop duster.  Max and Siegfried
    duke it out in a WW I-style ariel dogfight, which Max wins by leaping out
    of his downed plane onto Siegfried's.

CLOSELY WATCHED PLANES            Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  October 5, 1968
    Max, assigned to protect a courier and attache case after several of them
    have disappeared, loses both mid-air, then volunteers to be the next
    courier.  With 99 backing him up as an airline stewardess, he discovers -
    the hard way - that the couriers all fell through a trap door of the
    lavatory.  Max bests the KAOS pilot and co-pilot in a fist fight, leaving
    no one able to fly the plane.

THE SECRET OF SAM VITTORIO        Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  October 12, 1968
    Max and 99 pose and gangsters Connie Barker and Floyd Darrow in hopes
    that dying mobster Sam Vittorio will confide to them the whereabouts of
    his loot.  Vittorio catches on, just as the real Connie and Floyd arrive.
    He bumps off the genuine articles believing them to be Max and 99, then
    spills his secret with his last breath: "Crime doesn't pay".

DIAMONDS ARE A SPY'S BEST FRIEND  Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  October 19, 1968
    Max, buying 99's engagement ring, blunders in on a jewelry robbery.  The
    jeweler, rather than surrender his best diamond, sells it to Max for $80.
    The Chief, suspecting that Max either stole it or sold out to KAOS,
    insists on returning it to the jeweler to verify the story.  Clues at the
    jewelers lead them to a bowling alley, where KAOS agents are smuggling
    diamonds which they keep stashed under their wigs.

THE WORST BEST MAN                Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  October 26, 1968
    KAOS is systematically removing CONTROL agents one by one as Max asks
    them to be his best man at his wedding.  Rather than lose more agents,
    the Chief orders Max to ask Hymie, who is indestructible.  KAOS plants a
    bomb in Hymie, intending to detonate it during Max's bachelor party, but
    Max detects it, and dismantles it with Hymie's instruction.

A TALE OF TWO TAILS               Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  April 12, 1969
    The Chief assigns 99 to pick up the three parts of the Gaul Formula,
    while 86 substitute-teaches at spy-training school.  As a practice
    exercise, Max tells two students to tail 99.  She takes them for KAOS
    agents.  But it's Max who rescues her from the real KAOS agent - by
    dressing as Santa Claus in the middle of summer, and dueling with a flat
    iron in a Chinese Laundry.

THE RETURN OF THE ANCIENT MARINER Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  November 2, 1968
    With Hymie away on an important case, the Admiral is set to be Max's best
    man. The Chameleon, KAOS's latest master of disguise, poses as Larabee,
    snatches the Admiral, and assumes his identity to infiltrate a top-secret
    conference.  There, the Chameleon becomes 99, and makes a clean getaway.

WITH LOVE AND TWITCHES            Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  November 16, 1968
    Dr. Madre, who intercepted the map of the Melnick Uranium Mine, transfers
    it to Max in the form of a drink-induced rash.  The map will only come
    out clearly if Max hangs from a hook on a door through his wedding night.
    With KAOS after him and his map, Max barely makes it to his wedding -
    which is only slightly marred by fistfights with KAOS men in the aisles.

THE LASER BLAZER                  Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  November 30, 1968
    On the Chief's instruction, Max goes to a Hong Kong tailor shop.  The
    tailor gives him a sports jacket which the Smarts' new maid sends out to
    have cleaned.  Only after the jacket is gone does Max learn that it's a
    secret laser-equipped qeapon.  The blazer destroys a few cleaning shops,
    and the miad is exposed as a KAOS operative.

THE FARKAS FRACAS                 Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  December 7, 1968
    Max suprises 99 by inviting the Chief over for dinner.  Caught without
    dessert, 99 accepts a chocolate mousse from her next-door neighbour,
    Naomi Farkas.  Farkas is a KAOS agent, and has mildly poisoned the mousse
    to get the Chief and Max out of the room.  This much of her scheme
    succeeds, then she and her husband steal the wrong attache case.

TEMPORARILY OUT OF CONTROL        Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  December 14, 1968
    Hours before Max's belated honeymoon, KAOS arranges to have Max and the
    Chief called up for active Naval Reserve duty.  In the reserves, Max
    outranks the Chief.  When the two need to leave the ship to crack a case,
    the captain refuses, never having heard of CONTROL.  By the time they do
    reach their destination, 99 has already foiled KAOS and restored things
    to perfect order.

SCHWARTZ'S ISLAND                 Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  December 21, 1968
    Honeymooing by sailboat with 99, Max sinks the sailboat and the survival
    raft.  They swim to the safety of an island on which sits the world's
    first giant nuclear magnet.  The magnet, operated by Siegfried and
    Shtarker, can suck the entire U.S. Sixth Fleet from mod-ocean and run it
    aground.  The Chief is captured with Max and 99, but all three escape by
    inflating the Chief's diving suit (with the Chief in it) and using it as
    a raft.

ONE NATION INVISIBLE              Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  December 28, 1968
    KAOS has stolen the vitally important Ginzburg papers.  Max, using Dr.
    Canyon's new invisibility formula, penetrates KAOS's headquarters
    security.  The formula wears off.  Max reappears, but still believes
    himself invisible.  KAOS prepares to force him into suicide, when a real
    invisible CONTROL agent comes to his aid.

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD              Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  January 4, 1969
    Max and 99 take minor roles as the butler and Lady Fannie in a theatrical
    work which KAOS is using to pass information.  Letting the spotlight go
    to his head, Max comes on like Mr. Hollywood - Laurence Hollywood, in
    fact - wrecks the stage, forgets lines, and hams badly.  KAOS decides to
    eliminate him during a performance by substituting a real gun for a prop.
    Before long, not only Max and 99, but also KAOS agents and the Chief, are
    on stage doing battle and accepting resounding applause.

THE DAY THEY RAIDED THE KNIGHTS   Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  January 11, 1969
    Budget cutbacks at CONTROL have forced 99 to look for another job. 
    Becoming a salesgirl at Knight's Stamp Redeption Center, she
    unintentionally distributes arms for KAOS - because the shop is really a
    KAOS munitions depot.  When 99 catches on, she alerts the Chief, who
    along with Larabee, dresses in drag to penetrate KAOS's ruse.  KAOS
    captures 99, the Chief, and Larabee, and Max miraculously springs them.

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD               Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  January 18, 1969
    Max and 99 are sent to Mira Loma, Mexico, to keep the priceless Tequila
    Mockingbird out of KAOS's hands.  Max poses as a bad doctor, 99 as a
    dancer.  They find an ax with a red W on it, which 99 concludes to mean a
    red wax candle.  The clue leads to the bird, and to a confrontation with
    KAOS, which is averted by the Chief, who's been hiding under a serape and
    sombrero.

I SHOT 86 TODAY                   Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  February 1, 1969
    Suspecting that KAOS golfers have been lobbing nuclear golf balls at
    space centers and blowing them up, the Chief assigns Max and 99 to take
    lessons and keep and eye on pro Chuck Cramer, particularly at 4:00 P.M.
    when the adjoining space center will test the M-14 rocket.  Max stops by
    the secret lab of CONTROL's Doc Simon for magnetic golf balls and trick
    clubs, and godd thing, too.  After 86 stumbles on the old
    mortar-in-the-rocks-in-the-fourteenth-hole trick and engages in a
    spine-tingling golf cart chase, he uses the magnetic golf ball to stop
    the nuclear one mid-air.

ABSORB THE GREEK                  Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  February 8, 1969
    Ordered to tail the Chief, Max and 99 learn that he's taken up computer
    dating, and are scandalized by the age of the attractive young woman he's
    seeing.  99 would much rather fix him up with her mother.  As it happens,
    the Chief's dates are a cover - the woman has been advising him of a
    secret anti-aging formula.  KAOS attempts to derail the meetings, but
    kidnaps the wrong woman - 99's mother.

TO SIRE, WITH LOVE (part 1)       Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  February 15, 1969
    For security reasons, Max and his perfect double - the King of Caronia -
    change places at a costume ball.  For the next few days, the King
    exploits the resemblence by romancing 99.  The King's enemy, Rupert of
    Rathskeller, discovers the switch and sends his men over to Max's
    apartment with a giant tarantula.

TO SIRE, WITH LOVE (part 2)       Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  February 22, 1969
    Max tests 99's fidelity by pretending to be the King.  She bites, then
    catches on, and turns the tables on Max.  Then he catches on, and turns
    the tables on her.  Meanwhile, Rupert's men are kidnapping the king, whom
    Max must swashbuckle free.

SHOCK IT TO ME                    Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  March 1, 1969
    KAOS's formerly dead Dr. Zharko has found a way to bring himself and
    fellow deceased agents back to life.  Max and 99 hunt down Zharko , who
    responds by preparing them for suspended animation.  Max, who often
    misses the obvious in the simplest situations, knows enough about
    electricity to free himself and 99, and enough about explosives to put an
    end to the mad doctor and his weird flunky, Bruce.
    
LEADSIDE                          Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  March 8, 1969
    In a take-off on "Ironside", wheelchair-bound Leadside and his two
    assistants plot the destruction of CONTROL and the death of Maxwell
    Smart.  Having wrecked CONTROL's computer, Leadside zeroes in on Max, who
    as usual is protected by his booby-trapped apartment.  Leadside, who can
    jog but can't walk, sprints into Max's apartment and fences with Max from
    his wheelchair.  Max prevails by opening the door, letting Leadside sail
    through it and crash.

GREER WINDOW                      Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  March 15, 1969
    Max, having been shot where he sits, is issued armed crutches and has to
    stay home.  In the manner of "Rear Window", he watches the office across
    the street, uncovers a KAOS plot to steal top-secret blueprints, and
    defends himself more successfully than usual - thanks to the old
    gun-in-the-crutch trick - when bad guy Greer comes to call.

THE NOT-SO-GREAT ESCAPE (part 1)  Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  March 22, 1969
    Twenty-two CONTROL agents, including the Chief, have been kidnapped -
    many through a revolving airport phone booth - and interned in a KAOS
    P.O.W. camp near Passaic,New Jersey.  Max penetrates the camp disguised
    as Major Kessler of KAOS high command.  Siegfried catches on to him, and
    imprisons him with the other.

THE NOT-SO-GREAT ESCAPE (part 2)  Saturday, 8:00 P.M.  March 29, 1969
    Max has to spring the prisoners before the real Major Kessler can take
    them behind the Iron Curtain, brainwash them, and return them to CONTROL
    as KAOS pawns.  Despite the presence of an informer in their cell, and
    Max digging an escape tunnel that leads back to the cell, Max secures the
    prisoners' freedom.  In digging the tunnel, he damages a power line,
    which brings all the utility companies to the rescue.


*** FIFTH SEASON ***

PHEASANT UNDER GLASS              Friday, 7:30 P.M.  September 26, 1969
    Max and 99 have to rescue nuclear genuis Professor Pheasant from an
    impregnable glass chamber.  But Max bungles it, and when 99 tells him
    that he's going to be a father, he babbles to a reporter that he's a
    secret agent.  He has his face changed and accompanies opera singer Rosa
    La Costa to KAOS headquarters as her pianist.  La Costa's high note fails
    to shatter the professor's glass walls, but she's big enough to beat them
    down by dint of her bulk.

IRONHAND                          Friday, 7:30 P.M.  October 3, 1969
    KAOS has been taken over by IH Industries, whose president, Ironhand, has
    one good hand, and one iron fist.  Ironhand plots to steal the AAAMM
    plans, which Max and 99 transport in a rapid-fire automatic, armed baby
    buggy.  Ironhand gets the buggy, then knocks himself senseless when Max
    tells him the stock market fell twenty-one points.

VALERIE OF THE DOLLS              Friday, 7:30 P.M.  October 10, 1969
    Believing it to be a KAOS front, Max and the Chief enroll in Miss
    Valerie's School for Expectant Fathers.  Max unintentionally swaps his
    practice doll for one containing part of a secret formula.  KAOS agents
    recover it at gunpoint. then fly to Los Angeles from Washington, D.C. 
    Max, 99, and the Chief beat them to the airport by taking a faster mode
    of transit: while KAOS was stacked up over L.A. airport, CONTROL took the
    train.

WIDOW OFTEN ANNIE                 Friday, 7:30 P.M.  October 17, 1969
    Although 99 is within days of giving birth, the Chief orders Max to
    romance and marry Ann Cameron, a professional twelve-time widow of
    CONTROL agents.  The Chief presides over the ceremony, so that it won't
    be legal.  As anticipated, Ann has Max sigh over his insurance to her,
    then attempts to kill him on their wedding night.  The Chief, 99, and
    Larabee stop her.  Max regrets the brevity of their fling.

THE TREASURE OF C. ERROL MADRE    Friday, 7:30 P.M.  October 24, 1969
    When KAOS hijacks CONTROL's bankroll, CONTROL has to move its offices
    into an elevator and lay off its entire staff.  Max acquires the half-map
    of prospector Froggsy Debs, then links up with C. Errol Madre in Mexico,
    who has the other half.  They find the gold.  Banditos find them.  Max
    saves Madre, who isn't Madre but an agent for KAOS, then Max agrees to
    split the gold with the government of the head bandito, who is really an
    agent in the Mexican secret police.

SMART FELL ON ALABAMA             Friday, 7:30 P.M.  October 31, 1969
    Max attempts to switch secret codes on Bohrman, a KAOS agent on her way
    to delivering an important code-book to Colonel Kyle K. Kirby in the Deep
    South.  When Max fails, he has to infiltrate the Colonel's top-security
    plantation, aided by a trio of convict commandos released from the
    penitenitary in exchange for assisting CONTROL.

AND BABY MAKES FOUR (part 1)      Friday, 7:30 P.M.  November 7, 1969
    Max must keep KAOS agent Simon the Likeable from stealing Pentagon
    documents.  In observing Simon, he manages to walk away with his quarry's
    coat, so that he has the map to KAOS's new lair, and Simon has the map to
    the hospital where 99 will have her babies.  When the time comes, Max
    drives 99 to the wrong hospital.

AND BABY MAKES FOUR (part 2)      Friday, 7:30 P.M.  November 14, 1969
    Realizing they're in a KAOS sanitarium, Max and 99 break away and get to
    the right hospital.  The Chief, Larabee, and Simon the Likeable are
    already there.  The Chief, Max and Larabee find Simon too adorable to
    arrest, but 99's mother slugs him unconscious for bumping into her and
    causing her to drop a handful of change.

PHYSICIAN IMPOSSIBLE              Friday, 7:30 P.M.  Novmeber 21, 1969
    When Max wings Big Eddie Little, an escaping con, Big Eddie vows revenge.
    Eddie's thugs go to the hospital, kidnapping a doctor to treat Eddie. 
    But the "doctor" and his "nurse" are Max and 99, dressed in sterile
    hospital masks and gowns to look in on their newborn twins.  CONTROL
    surrounds the hideout.  As Eddie and his thugs drop their guns, the
    weapons fire, wounding all the hoods.

THE APES OF RATH                  Friday, 7:30 P.M.  November 28, 1969
    One after another CONTROL agent receives bananas in the mail, then is
    brutally murdered.  Evidence points to an ape as the culprit, but
    actually it's CONTROL agent Armstrong, an ape transformed to human
    appearance by the evil Dr. Rath.  Max's banana comes up next.  Meanwhile,
    Armstrong cuts his finger and 99 bandages it.  Shades of "Son of Kong"
    and "King Kong" - now Armstrong wouldn't hurt her for the world, but
    gleefully carries her to the roof of Max's building.  In the end, it's
    beauty kills the beast: Armstrong slips on a Beauty-brand banana peel and
    falls off the ledge.

AGE BEFORE DUTY                   Friday, 7:30 P.M.  December 5, 1969
    For $100,000 CONTROL defector Felix agrees to unleash his invention,
    Dorian Gray paint, against every agent of CONTROL.  His procedure is to
    dab voodoo paint on their photos, which instantly ages them.  When Felix
    turns Max, 99, and the Chief into doddering old fools, they fight fire
    with fire, aging him with his own paint.  Then they discover the antidote
    in common cleaning fluid.

IS THIS TRIP NECESSARY?           Friday, 7:30 P.M.  December 12, 1969
    Smart, 99, the Chief, Larabee, Congress and the President all had bad
    dreams the night before, each induced by KAOS's mad pharmacist, Jarvis
    Pym.  Pym is demanding $50 million blackmail via TV plea.  Max and 99
    track him down to the Dartfoot Spring Water Company, where Pym has been
    expecting them.  Overpowering them with the old mortar (military) in the
    mortar (pharmaceutical) trick, he imprisons them in a giant capsule, but
    they get the drop on him, putting an end to his hallucinogenic reign.
    
ICE STATION SIEGFRIED             Friday, 7:30 P.M.  December 19, 1969
    The planet is freezing over, stranding Max in Miami under twelve feet of
    snow.  The Chief sends 99, and the CIA sends top agent Quigley, to the
    North Pole, where Siegfried and Shtarker have quit KAOS to join the
    Mounties.  Siegfried and Shtarker lure the two into frozen wilderness,
    then abandon them; but the stalwart 99 and Quigley stumble onto and
    dynamite Stanislavsky's igloo-mounted giant electric fan, thereby
    returning the world's climate to normal.

MOONLIGHTING BECOMES YOU          Friday, 7:30 P.M.  January 2, 1970
    Max messes with Cairo's National Museum and microfilm imbedded in a stick
    of gum, while in Washington, 99 asks the Chief to give her important
    assignments.  Though the Chief fears that living with Max has made 99
    accident-prone, he sends her on an under-cover job with Hannibal Day's
    radio show - a show that transmits coded messages for KAOS.  Joining her
    as the sound effects man, Max massacres the noises but nails the KAOS
    agent.

HOUSE OF MAX (part 1)             Friday, 7:30 P.M.  January 8, 1970
    Max and 99 join forces with Inspector Sparrow of Scotland Yard after
    twelve people are brutally murdered, ostensibly by the original Jack the
    Ripper. In fact, Jack is made of wax, and is the creation of ghoulish
    Raul Duval of Duval's Cave of Wax.  With a simple injection, Duval can
    bring any wax figure to life.  To protect his interests, Duval sends the
    werewolf of London after Max and 99.

HOUSE OF MAX (part 2)             Friday, 7:30 P.M.  January 16, 1970
    Hoping to expose Duval, Max substitutes for the figure of Adolf Hitler in
    Duval's museum.  Duval returns, catches on to Max, and brings all the
    museum dummies to life to destroy him.  Max escapes them - even dummies
    of W.C. Fields and Laurel and Hardy - and when he has also escaped
    Duval's cauldron of 400-degree boiling wax, the dummies hold a
    celebration until they harden again.

REBECCA OF FUNNY-FOLK FARM        Friday, 7:30 P.M.  January 23, 1970
    CONTROL arranges for a storm to hit the spooky mansion of Hester Van
    Hooten so that Max and 99 have an excuse to retrieve an important parcel
    from her roof.  99 bears a striking resemblence to Mrs. Van Hooten's dead
    sister, Rebecca.  Sebastian, Rebecca's crazed former lover, is murdered. 
    Here's a twist: the butler did it.

THE MESS OF ADRIAN LISTENGER      Friday, 7:30 P.M.  January 30, 1970
    Six CONTROL agents are murdered - two-thirds of a baseball team on which
    Max, the Chief, and Adrian Listenger played during their days at CONTROL
    training school.  Max and the Chief remember that when Listenger flunked
    spy school, he vowed revenge.  They track him down, but he's dead,
    leaving Max and the Chief no choice but to suspect each other.

WITNESS FOR THE EXECUTION         Friday, 7:30 P.M.  February 6, 1970
    KAOS brings in the Exterminator when a top-ranking agent defects to
    testify for CONTROL.  The Exterminator, disguised as a plumber, finds him
    - disguised as a fat red-headed woman, baby-sitting for the Smarts.  Max
    stops the Exterminator by accidentally shooting plaster onto his head. 
    Unfortunately, the same plaster brains the defector, causing him to
    forget what he knows about KAOS.

HOW GREEN WAS MY VALET            Friday, 7:30 P.M.  February 13, 1970
    In order to recover stolen rocket fuel, Max and 99 get work as a maid and
    valet at the Bulmanian Embassy in Washington, D.C.  The Ambassador, a
    KAOS man, keeps the fuel in his wine cellar, and the key to the cellar
    around his neck.  Max gets the key by intoxicating the Ambassador,
    locates the fuel, and actually succeeds in keeping it out of KAOS
    clutches.

AND ONLY TWO NINETY-NINE          Friday, 7:30 P.M. February 20, 1970
    Max returns home to an imposter 99, who fusses over him with enough food
    to feed an army; while 99, kidnapped by the forces of Melnick Archer,
    communicates with the Chief by means of a fingernail phone.  She learns
    that the imposter is poisoning Max with his meals, while framing the real
    Mrs. Smart for murder.  99 escapes, confronts the faker, exposes her as
    the one with maekup covering a shiner, and decks her.

SMARTACUS                         Friday, 7:30 P.M. February 27, 1970
    Eccentric KAOS agent Montague Leach, who runs a chain of "Roman Baths"
    spas, sweats secrets out of big shots with his truth steam.  The Chief
    checks into a spa as Senator Van Horne, escorted by Maxwell Smart.  Under
    the influence of truth steam, they exchange pent-up hostilities, then
    proceed to elude certain death with the aid of a laundry cart, a melted
    locker key, gladitorial gear, and statuary.

WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ALGIE?       Friday, 7:30 P.M. April 24, 1970
    Algernon DeGrasse, proprieter of Algie's Nursery, numbers Washington's
    most prominent citizens among his clients.  When one CONTROL agent
    disappears, Max replaces him, disguised as a Japanese gardner.  DeGrasse
    suspects, but 99 warns Max, who won't have to be dinner for a man-eating
    plant after all.

HELLO COLUMBUS, GOODBYE AMERICA   Friday, 7:30 P.M.  May 1, 1970
    Max and 99 foil a daytime robbery in an art museum, only to discover that
    the robbers work for Gino Columbus, the direct descendant of Christopher
    and current owner of the country.  Smart, assigned to keep Gino as happy
    as possible, blunders into and foils a KAOS kidnapping.  Once Gino is
    safe, Smart poses as Gino, is again kidnapped by KAOS, and stalls for
    time while the real Gino signs the country over to the President.

DO I HEAR A VAULTS?               Friday, 7:30 P.M.  May 8, 1970
    The Chief has hidden the vitally important "Who's Who in CONTROL" in the
    public library.  He reclaims it; KAOS will stop at nothing to get it. 
    After Max and Larabee transfer the book to a bank vault, Max manages to
    lock the Chief and Larabee *in* the bank vault.  He has Freddie the
    Forger released from prison to spring them - since Baffles the
    safecracker has just been given the juice.

I AM CURIOUSLY YELLOW             Friday, 7:30 P.M.  May 15, 1970
    Smart has been compromised by the Whip's gang - the Whip being an
    inscrutable Oriental agent, and the gong inducing a powerful posthypnotic
    suggestion. No sooner is Max assigned to protect the only working model
    of NARCO 5-12 than the Whip instructs him to steal it.  Surveillance
    equipment catches Max in the act. Then Max, taking an anti-hypnotism
    pill, returns to the Whip to capture him.  The Chief, 99 and Larabee
    arrive.  Larabee strikes the gong, putting the Chief in his power.