Stingray #53
Sun Mar 17 21:36:53 1991

One More Minute
"Weird Al" Yankovic
When I heard that you're leaving
Gonna leave me far behind
Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind
So I pulled your name of my rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying
I'm glad that you found somebody new
Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kind of bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pump
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you goiung out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
again and again and again and again and again
Can't you see what I'm trying to say darling
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tounge
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die
Than spend one more minute with you...
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Okay.. There ya go..
hahaha!
ok, well, I guess I'll post some lyrics that some of you might like now..
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