Dare to be Stupid
by Weird Al Yankovic


Put down that chain saw and listen to me
Its time for us to join in the fight.
Its time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Its time to let the bedbugs bite.

You'd better put all your eggs in one basket
You'd better count your chickens before they hatch.
You'd better sell some wine before its time
You'd better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You'd better squeeze all the Charmin you can
While Mr. Whipple's not around.
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more then you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid!

Take some wooden nickels,
Look for Mr. Goodbar,
Get your motor working now,
I'll show you how,
You can dare to be stupid.

You can turn the other cheek,
You can just give up the ship,
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.
Come on and dare to be stupid,

It's so easy to do,
Dare to be stupid,
We're all waiting for you.


Transcribed by Rich Kulawiec, rsk@ecn.purdue.edu