Gump
(parody of The Presidents of the USA's "Lump")

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark.
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets,
He just kept sayin' "Life is like a box of chocolates!"

He's Gump!  He's Gump!
What's in his head?
He's Gump!  He's Gump!  He's Gump!
Is he inbred?

Gump was a big celebrity.
He told JFK that he really had to pee.
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him "Stupid is as stupid does!"

He's Gump!  He's Gump!
He's kinda square.
He's Gump!  He's Gump!  He's Gump!
What's with that hair?

Run, run,
Run, run, now Forrest run.
Run, run like the wind, now.
Run, run,
Run, run, now Forrest run.

Stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man.
His friend with no legs he'd call Lieutenant Dan.
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut.
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt.

He's Gump!  He's Gump!
He's not too bright.
He's Gump!  He's Gump!  He's Gump!
But he's alright.

Wow!

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so!
Is this Gump really brain-dead?
I think so!

Yeah!  Whoo!

Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so!

"And that's all I have to say
About that!"