"I love Rocky Road"
 by Weird Al Yankovic
 from his first self-
titled release (c) 1983

I hear those Ice cream bells and I start to drool, 
Keep a couple Quarts in my locker at school 
Yeah, but chocolates gettin old,  
and vanilla just leaves me cold, 
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me,  
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need, baby 

  CHORUS: I love Rocky Road,  
          so won't you go and buy a half gallon baby 
          I love rocky Road,  
          so have another triple scoop with me,  OW! 

They tell me Ice Cream Junkies are all the same,  
all the soda jerkers know my name, 
When their supply is gone, 
then I'll be movin on 
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, 
You'll see, another truckloads comin in for me, 
all for me, I'm singin 

  CHORUS: 

When I'm all alone, 
I just grab my self a cone, 
and if i get fat and lose my teeth that's fine with me, 
just lock me in the freezer, throw away the key, singin, 

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