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Essential Classics
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X-CAROL.TXT
164133 bytes. by Charles Dickens
(1843)
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A Christmas Carol
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MAGI.TXT
11460 bytes. by O. Henry
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The Gift of the Magi
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NIGHTXMS.TXT
2903 bytes. by C. C. Moore
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The Night Before Christmas (the original)
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VIRGINIA.TXT
2843 bytes. by Francis Pharcellus Church
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Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus
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More Christmas Stories
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CHAPARAL.TXT
10796 bytes. by O. Henry
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A Chaparral Christmas Gift
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INJUNC.TXT
23888 bytes. by O. Henry
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Christmas by Injunction
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HOLLYT1.TXT
46942 bytes. by Charles Dickens
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The Holly Tree - Three Branches - First Branch: Myself
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HOLLYT2.TXT
22864 bytes. by Charles Dickens
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The Holly Tree - Three Branches - Second Branch: The Boots
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HOLLYT3.TXT
6440 bytes. by Charles Dickens
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The Holly Tree - Three Branches - Third Branch: The Bill
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BROWNXMS.TXT
3923 bytes. |
Brown Christmas: Memories of the Kalahari
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SANTA15.TXT
2647 bytes. |
Why Santa gives Lumps of Coal.
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SANTA1.TXT
7803 bytes. |
Where did Santa Come from? Read this.
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SANTA11.TXT
3406 bytes. |
Games Elves Play! Ooo!
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SANTA7.TXT
8161 bytes. |
A story about Santa.. Pretty decent
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SANTA8.TXT
6599 bytes. |
How the elves first met santa.
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SANTA9.TXT
4930 bytes. |
Zeeker The Elf's favorite Story... (GOOD!)
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TRENCHES.TXT
2645 bytes. |
Christmas in the Trenches
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Yuletide Humour
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BROWNOSE.TXT
780 bytes. |
Rudolph the Brown-Nose Reindeer
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12AFTER.TXT
1524 bytes. |
The Twelve Days After Christmas
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12DAYS-C.TXT
5290 bytes. |
The clean version of the 12 Christmas thankyou notes
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12XMAS.TXT
7098 bytes. |
The 12 Days of Christmas
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C-CARD.TXT
2177 bytes. |
A "C" Christmas Card
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66SANTA.TXT
6078 bytes. |
66 Microseconds with Santa
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CLAUS.TXT
5995 bytes. |
Does Santa really exist?
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ALETTERF.TXT
1372 bytes. by Santa Claus
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A letter from Santa
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CHRISMSC.TXT
6840 bytes. |
Christmas Mischief
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DATAXMAS.TXT
26377 bytes. |
Data's First Christmas
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DELORSAV.TXT
12168 bytes. |
Christmas: Delete or Save?
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DOWNXMAS.TXT
5439 bytes. |
Downsizing Christmas
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DRUGXMAS.TXT
2472 bytes. |
A Druggie Christmas
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FOREXMAS.TXT
2396 bytes. |
Jest 'Fore Christmas
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KILLSANT.TXT
3497 bytes. |
Ways to Kill Santa Claus
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LITANGEL.TXT
1013 bytes. |
How the littlest angel got on the tree (humor)
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NORIEGA.TXT
3105 bytes. |
'Twas The Night Before Xmas--Panama '89
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PCMXMAS.TXT
2079 bytes. |
A Politically Correct Merry Christmas
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PCXMAS.TXT
2965 bytes. |
Twas the P.C. night before Xmas
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SANSANTA.TXT
6528 bytes. |
A naughty Night before Christmas
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SANTA10.TXT
3656 bytes. |
Elves Magic Words!
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SANTA13.TXT
3105 bytes. |
A little chat with Santa.. (Funny!)
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SANTA2.TXT
1891 bytes. |
Santa, all time BEST KEPT SECRET
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SANTA4.TXT
2057 bytes. |
Santa's favorite Jokes. Yay
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SANTA5.TXT
3517 bytes. |
Why Santa Sez "Ho Ho Ho"
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SANTA6.TXT
3913 bytes. |
Santa's Clothes!
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SANTAMOM.TXT
3192 bytes. |
A letter to Santa from his mother
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SANTANAS.TXT
957 bytes. |
A nasty Santa poem
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SCCOURT.TXT
1662 bytes. |
Santa Claus goes to court
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SICKXMAS.TXT
2871 bytes. |
A Tasteless Night Before Christmas (extreme bad taste alert!)
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SPOCKMAS.TXT
5259 bytes. |
The Night Before Christmas, as retold by Mr. Spock
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TRKB4XMS.TXT
2855 bytes. |
'Twas the night before Christmas on NCC-1701-D
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TRKCAROL.TXT
2460 bytes. |
Some Star Trek Christmas Carols
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WHISKEY.TXT
1508 bytes. (1994)
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The Ultimate Fruitcake Recipe (that doesn't involve much cooking)
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WORMXMAS.TXT
3181 bytes. |
The Worm Before Christmas
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XMAS.TXT
2466 bytes. |
Another Night Before Christmas poem takeoff
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XMAS1.TXT
1057 bytes. by D. Fox
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Christmas poem about shopping malls
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XMAS2.TXT
1762 bytes. by D. Fox
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Christmas poem: A Sacred Meditation
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XMASFILZ.TXT
4760 bytes. |
The Xmas Files - Mulder and Scully investigate Santa Claus sightings
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XMASJOKE.TXT
9223 bytes. |
Mostly dirty, Christmas-oriented jokes
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XMASPOEM.TXT
3703 bytes. |
Xmas Poem for Computer types
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XMASRAID.TXT
8401 bytes. |
North Pole Standoff!
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XMASTORY.TXT
11710 bytes. |
Three or four "The Night Before Christmas" parodies
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XMSPARTY.TXT
2247 bytes. |
How to tell if you're throwing a successful Christmas party =)
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YUPIXMAS.TXT
3402 bytes. |
A Yuppie Christmas?
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ASCII Artistry
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ASCIIXMS.TXT
7409 bytes. |
The 12 days of Christmas in ASCII art
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MERRYXMS.ASC
5483 bytes. |
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in ASCII art
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SANTA.ASC
3162 bytes. |
Kris Kringle in ASCII art
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SANTA2.ASC
4250 bytes. |
Jolly old St. Nick in ASCII art
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XMASFIRE.ASC
1459 bytes. |
Xmas tree, fireplace, gifts, pussycat. ASCII art =)
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Carol & Song Lyrics
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CHIMNEYR.TXT
1327 bytes. by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
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The Chimney Song
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CHRIST_0.TXT
1258 bytes. by Weird Al Yankovic
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Christmas at Ground Zero
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DEADHEAD.TXT
611 bytes. by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
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O Come All Ye Deadheads
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GRANDMA.TXT
1685 bytes. by Irish Rovers
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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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GRINCHWD.TXT
1318 bytes. |
Complete words to "You're a mean one, Mister Grinch"
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JNGLROCK.TXT
2482 bytes. by Bobby Helms
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Jingle Bell Rock (with chords)
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RESTROOM.RIV
975 bytes. |
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp: "The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen"
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ROCKTREE.TXT
1371 bytes. |
"Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" with chords
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WE3KINGS.TXT
1432 bytes. |
"We Three Kings" in guitar tab
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WREKMALL.TXT
889 bytes. |
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp: "Wreck The Malls"
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XMASWAR.TXT
835 bytes. |
Happy Christmas (War is Over) by Jhon Lennon
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Recipes & How-to's (or, being Martha May Whovier)
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HBRMIX.TXT
2961 bytes. |
Ho Ho Ho! Just in time for Christmas, the ultimate Hot Buttered Rum!
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XMASAYNO.TXT
2175 bytes. |
How to say "no" at Christmas without feeling like a Grinch
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XMASDEC.TXT
1482 bytes. |
Tree Decorating Recommendations (published by Noma - divide by 3 to get a less crowded tree!)
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XMASLOAF.TXT
409 bytes. |
Christmas Loaf Candy
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XMASPUDD.TXT
3096 bytes. |
A recipe for Christmas Pudding
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Miscellany
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WHTXMAS.TXT
433 bytes. (2005)
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Statistical probabilities of a White Christmas in Canada (and no, it's not 100% from the border north...)
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MERRYXMS.TXT
4682 bytes. |
"Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year" in a whack of spoken languages
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