'Twas the night of the party
	And all through the town
	No cops were a stirrin'
	No *pigs* were around.

	The joints were all rolled
	And piled in stacks...
	In hopes that by midnight
	We'd be blown to the max!

	We drank Seagram Sevens
	And smoked Panama Reds,
	While visions of munchies
	Danced in our heads.

	Then all of a sudden
	Came a knock at the door,
	We all yelled "PIGS!"
	And dove to the floor.

	Yet what to our red glazed
	Eyes should appear,
	But a pound of Columbian
	And TWO kegs of beer.

	The man at the door
	Just gave us a smile,
	So we invited him in
	To party awhile.

	He sat in the corner
	And started to roll
	So we filled up his glass
	And lit up a bowl.

	We then heard him say,
	(As he flew to the sky)
	"Merryjuana to all...
	And to all, a good high!"

(Source unknown)




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