Cat poop cookies
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Cat poop cookies
Last updated 6/12/2012 12:46:50 AM. Recipe ID 7295. Report a problem with this recipe.
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      Title: Cat poop cookies
 Categories: Cookies
      Yield: 1 Servings
MMMMM-------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS------------------------
    1/2 c  Honey
    2/3 c  Butter, margarine, or lard
      1    Egg
      1 ts Vanilla extract
           -OR- peppermint extract
      2 c  Whole wheat flour
    1/3 c  Cocoa powder
           Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

MMMMM------------------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS-----------------------
    1/4 c  Honey
    1/4 c  Molasses
    2/3 c  Butter or margarine, or lard
      1    Egg
  2 1/3 c  Whole wheat flour
           Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
           - to taste
           -(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
           Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

           Coconut; (tapeworms)
           Chocolate chips
           Butterscotch chips
           Peanut butter chips
           Spagetti or ramen noodles
           - cooked - (roundworms)
           "puffy pastel things"; *
           -find at Chinese restaurants
  *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
  packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till
  it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard
  makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the
  molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other
  stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill
  1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs
  of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape-
  nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but
  with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter
  box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get
  lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate
  or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the
  new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked
  especially well at the halloween party where the table was already
  decorated with plastic flies.

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Recipe ID 7295 (Apr 03, 2005)

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