Title: Pig newtons
 Categories: Appetizers, Spam
      Yield: 1 Servings
 
      1 cn Spam
      1 cn Pillsbury Crescent Rolls
 
  Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.  Cut the Spam slab in half, then in
  1/4 inch slices. Unroll the crescent rolls and separate into 2 long
  rectangles. Pat the remaining preforations in the rectangles closed.
  Lay the Spam slices end to end down the middle of the dough from one
  short edge to the other. Bring the sides to lap over the Spam and
  seal with your fingers. Turn over the whole thing. Slice this into 1
  to 1 1/2 inch sections and place seam side down on a cookie sheet.
  Repeat for the second piece of dough and the remaining Spam. Bake
  15-20 minutes until golden brown.
  
  Note: They look like pink Fig Newtons (TM). You may have a few pieces
  left for spushie (raw Spam) yum, yum. and We took this to a fancy
  cocktail party once and the Pig Newtons were gone before the shrimp!
  Serve with a good American Pale Ale, Geary's or Sierra Nevada if you
  are home-brew deprived.