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Telco Recordings
64400031.MP3
57029 bytes.
by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 916-440-0031 - "We're sorry. Due to telephone company facility troubles, your call can not be completed at this time. Will you try your call again later."
    BLOCKED1.MP3
    43707 bytes.
    by NPA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "The person you are calling does not wish to talk with callers who block their number. If you wish to reach this person, please hang up, and place your call again without blocking your number."
    CALLARE3.MP3
    29601 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "We're sorry. You've dialed a number which can not be reached in your calling area."
    CALLARE2.MP3
    52327 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "You have dialed a number that is not available from your calling area. 0-6-7-T."
    CALLARE1.MP3
    38221 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "The number you have dialed can not be reached from your calling area. 2-E-L."
    CANTBCOM.MP3
    39005 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again."
    DCEDNIS1.MP3
    53111 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel your have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again."
    INVALID1.MP3
    38482 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "47-4. The number you have dialed is invalid or blocked from your area code. Please check your local listing."
    INVALID2.MP3
    43968 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "47-3 We're sorry. The number you dialed is dialed is invalid. Please check the area code dialed, or call directory assistance."
    INVALID3.MP3
    45797 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "47-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the number and try your call again."
    NIS1.MP3
    28556 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		"We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service. Please check the number and dial again."
    NOTVALID.MP3
    116588 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "The area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid. Please check the area code and telephone number and dial again. Thank you. The following tones are for the hearing impaired... (TDD tones)"
    OCI1.MP3
    15756 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "One moment for the OCI operator."
    OFFHOOK1.MP3
    37699 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."
    OPASSIST.MP3
    32997 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "When making a call requiring operator assistance, dial 0 + the area code+ the seven digit number."
    OUTOFARE.MP3
    50237 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "When dialing a call outside of your area code or an 800 number, dial 1 first. On calls within your area code, just dial the 7 digit number."
    42689940.MP3
    52066 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 914-268-9940 - "We're sorry. But since you did not select a long distance company, this call can not be completed as dialed. To place this call in emergency, dial 0 and an operator will assist you." (?)
    64400005.MP3
    48409 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 916-440-0005 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again."
    64400015.MP3
    39005 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 916-440-0015 - "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will you please try your call again."
    64400017.MP3
    85764 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 916-440-0017 - "Your service has been interrupted. For emergencies, dial 911. To discuss your residence account dial 1-800-540-0256 for business dial 1-800-464-6649."
    64400029.MP3
    43968 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 916-440-0029 - "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later."
    64400030.MP3
    54678 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 916-440-0030 - "There is no charge for this call. This number has been disconnected as a result of a recent federal court decision and Pacific Bell's business policy."
    56600019.MP3
    102221 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 805-664-0004 - "This phone is not currently in service. To order telephone service from Pacific Bell hang up and dial 1-800-310-BELL. En espanol marque... ...In case of fire, medical and police emergencies, dial 911. Thank you."
    56640019.MP3
    25421 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 805-664-0019 - "We're sorry. The service you are requesting is not available on this line."
    54699999.MP3
    51543 bytes.
    by Interrupt
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 815-469-9999 - "You have not deposited the correct amount to place your call. Please check the instruction card for rate information and try your call again."
    75551212.MP3
    46580 bytes.
    by NPA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 877-555-1212 - "Please note that in 1998 toll free numbers can be either 800, 888 or 877 numbers."
    89999931.MP3
    39788 bytes.
    by XKMFDMx
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 888-999-9931 - "Your call did not go though. Please try your call again. 0-6-7-T."
    89999977.MP3
    37176 bytes.
    by XKMFDMx
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 888-999-9977 - "The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Message 102."
    89999990.MP3
    39266 bytes.
    by XKMFDXx
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 888-999-9990 - "7-1-1. The 800 number you have dialed is not in service. There is no further information available at this time."
    911UNLST.RA
    16588 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• "The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to a non published number."
    83633343.MP3
    82629 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-363-3343 - "You have reached the verification announcement. Your call can not be completed as dialed. If you believe you have reached this recording in error, please contact your long distance telephone company. 5-1-2-3-2-8."
    84265639.MP3
    71658 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-426-5639 - "54-7-1-1-3-0-7-1-0-5-5 ."
    89220918.MP3
    38221 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-922-0918 - "47-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the number and try your call again."
    89999962.MP3
    37699 bytes.
    by XKMFDMx
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-999-9962 - "0-1-2-2. The toll free number you are calling is not serviced from your area."
    89999965.MP3
    41878 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-999-9965 - "You have reached a non working 800 number at Liz Claiborne. Thank you." "Thank you for calling."
    89999976.MP3
    54678 bytes.
    by XKMFDMx
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-999-9976 - "12. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call customer service. This is a recording."
    89999994.MP3
    133829 bytes.
    by XKMFDMx
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-999-9994 - A jumbled recording! "We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available...
    800DCED1.MP3
    57552 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "The toll free number you have dialed has been disconnected. No further information is available about this number. 1-1-0-T."
    83683407.MP3
    54156 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-368-3407 - "AT&T Easy Reach 800. To complete your call please enter or speak each number of the access code now."
    29469902.MP3
    44752 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9902 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check your instruction manual or call the business office for assistance."
    29469903.MP3
    40572 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9903 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
    29469904.MP3
    55723 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9904 "The call you have made requires a coin deposit. Please hang up, check the instructions on the payphone for the appropriate rate, and dial your call again."
    29469905.MP3
    47625 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9905 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed from the phone you are using. Please read the instruction card or call your operator to help you."
    29469906.MP3
    33258 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9906 "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later."
    29469911.MP3
    37960 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9911 - "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."
    29469912.MP3
    28556 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9912 - "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will you please try your call again."
    29469913.MP3
    55462 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9913 - "Excuse me. Please deposit 10 cents for the next 4 minutes. If 10 cents is not deposited within 25 seconds, your call will be automatically terminated."
    29469915.MP3
    37437 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9915 - "We're sorry. We can not process your custom calling request at this time. Will you try again later please."
    29469916.MP3
    42923 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9916 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call your attendant to help you."
    29469918.MP3
    45797 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9918 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial a carrier access code for the number you have dialed. Please hang up and try your call again."
    29469919.MP3
    43707 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9919 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again."
    29469922.MP3
    51021 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9922 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial the digits 950 before dialing your carrier access code. Please hang up and try your call again."
    29469923.MP3
    50760 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9923 "We're Sorry. The Carrier Access Code you dialed must be preceded by the digits 9-5-0. Please hang up and try your call again."
    29469924.MP3
    41095 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9924 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
    29469928.MP3
    42401 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9928 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again"
    29469929.MP3
    42139 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9929 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
    29469931.MP3
    90205 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9931 - "Your call can not be completed as dialed. If you dialed a 5 digit code, it has changed. Please redial adding a 1 and a 0 before the 5 digit code. Or for assitance, contact the carrier you are trying to use."
    29469933.MP3
    37176 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9933 - "We're sorry. All carrier circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later."
    29469935.MP3
    46841 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9935 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties, your call can not be completed at this time. Please try your call again later."
    29469938.MP3
    49715 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9938 - "We're sorry. A long distance company access code is requied for the number you have dialed. Please dial your call with the access code."
    29469940.MP3
    42662 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 732-946-9940 - "We're sorry. The carrier you have selected is unable to complete your call at this time. Please try your call aga
    9991.MP3
    93601 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• "The area code for the number you have dialed is currently 708. Please dial your call again using area code 708. Thanks you. The following tones are for the hearing impaired... (TDD Tones)."
    NIS2.MP3
    60686 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 201-376-9907 - "The number you have dialed 376-9907 is not in service. Please check the number and dial again."
    CHECKTRB.MP3
    66956 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 305-994-9963 - "The number you have reached 994-9963 is being checked for trouble. Please try your call again later."
    16660000.MP3
    58597 bytes.
    by UbiOne
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 201-666-0000 - Satanic 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! "The number you have dialed, 666-0000 is not in service. Please check the number and dial again."
    12929908.MP3
    54417 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 301-292-9908 - "A 25 cent deposit is required to make this call. Please hang up, deposit 25 cents, and make your call again."
    25918301.MP3
    62515 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 312-591-8301 - "The number you have reached 212-8301 is being checked for trouble. Please try your call again later."
    25919999.MP3
    77405 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 312-591-9999 - "The number you have dialed has been changed. The new number is 555-1212 or 0 + the area code + 555- 1212. and try your call again or refer to the instruction card for additional information. 1-2-T."
    53330000.MP3
    18629 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 415-333-0000 - Reorders and goes dead.
    36200042.MP3
    44229 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0042 - "You have called a party on your own line. Please hang up, give the called party time to answer and then pick up your receiver."
    36200043.MP3
    37437 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0043 - "You have been called by a party on your line. Please give the calling party time to answer."
    36200047.MP3
    61992 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0047 - "Your line has been temporarily disconnected. For service, please call our business office at 1-800-483-3100. This is a recording."
    36200048.MP3
    40572 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0048 - "We're sorry. We cannot process your custom calling request at this time. Will you try again later pleas
    36200049.MP3
    49976 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0049 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check your instruction manual or call repair service for assistance."
    36200050.MP3
    64343 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0050 - "We're sorry. Due to heavy calling we can not complete your call at this time. Will you please hang up and try your call later. If your call is urgent, please try again now.
    36200055.MP3
    42401 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0055 - "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, please call repair service for assistance."
    36200056.MP3
    52066 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0056 - "The call you have made requires a coin deposit. Please hang up momentarily, listen for dial tone, deposit coins, and dial your call again."
    36200059.MP3
    53895 bytes.
    by Baby Demon
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 503-620-0059 - "This is a recording. All of the 911 emergency lines are busy now. if your call is an emergency, please hang up and dial the operator."
    92480014.MP3
    34303 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0014 - "The number called is busy. A special ringing will tell you when the line is free. Please hang up now."
    92480015.MP3
    20197 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0015 - "You have canceled your request. Please hang up now."
    92480016.MP3
    45797 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0016 - "The number was free but it has just become busy again. Please hang up. You may reactivate, if you wish...
    92480019.MP3
    29078 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0019 - "We're sorry. You have dialed a number that can not be reached from your calling area."
    92480034.MP3
    81323 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0034 - "The last call to your telephone has been traced and a 1 dollar and 50 cent charge will be added to your bill. If the call was life threatening, call your local police. After 3 traces you may call 1-800-582-0655 to initiate deterrent action."
    92480035.MP3
    22548 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0035 - "The number called can not be reached. Please hang up now."
    92480036.MP3
    35348 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0036 - "Your call has been completed, however the party you are calling is not receiving calls at this time."
    92480037.MP3
    28295 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0037 - "Your selective call forwarding and call forwarding features can not be used at the same time."
    92480038.MP3
    26727 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0038 - "The number can not be reached now. Please hang up and try again later."
    92480048.MP3
    31690 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0048 - "The number you are calling was blocked and can not be called back using your last call return service."
    92480091.MP3
    83674 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-248-0091 - "The party you are calling does not accept blocked calls. If you are calling from a locked number, please hang up, pick up the receiver, press *82, and redial the phone number. When you do this your name and number will appear for this call only."
    94570001.MP3
    45797 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-457-0001 - "Your call can not be completed as dialed. check the number and dial again. 0-6-7-T."
    94570002.MP3
    42401 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-457-0002 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again."
    94570003.MP3
    67739 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-457-0003 - "This call will be forwarded over private facilities. If you normally receive a charge for this call, a charge will still apply from the beginning of this announcement although you may reach a busy or no answer condition."
    94570036.MP3
    74792 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-457-0036 - "The last call to your telephone can not be traced and no charge will be added to your bill. Please hang up and call the US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582 0655 if you need further assistance."
    94570048.MP3
    53111 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-457-0048 - "We're sorry your call can not be completed as dialed from the phone you are using. Please read the instruction card and dial again."
    94570049.MP3
    49976 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-457-0049 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call your attendant to help you."
    94570050.MP3
    39266 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-457-0050 - "911 is not a working number for your area. For emergencies, hang up a moment and dial your operator."
    94570051.MP3
    38482 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 509-457-0051 - "All circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
    19670001.MP3
    50499 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 541-967-0001 - "Your long distance call can not be completed your service has been restricted. Please contact your US West business office."
    19670003.MP3
    49715 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 541-967-0003 - Jumbled recording! "It is not necessary to dial a... we're sorry... for the number you have dialed... long distance company access carrier... call again.... please hang up and tr..."
    19670004.MP3
    60686 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 541-967-0004 - Jumbled recording! "Your call can not be completed... we're sorry... led. Please check the code with the access code dialed... call your long distance company and try again or... for assistance."
    19670006.MP3
    49976 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 541-967-0006 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties your long distance call can not be completed at this time. Please try your call again later."
    19670010.MP3
    63037 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 541-967-0010 - "The business telephone number you have dialed is It has been reported to US West Communications who is checkin cause of the trouble. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Please try your call again later."
    19670027.MP3
    101176 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 541-967-0027 - "The number of the last call you made or received is unavailable and you will not be charged. If you were attempting to trace a call and need assistance, please call the US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582-0655. Again, that number is 1-800-582-0655."
    07970014.MP3
    56768 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 610-797-0014 - "Excuse me. Please deposit 5 cents for the next 5 minutes. If 5 cents is not deposited within 25 seconds your call will be automatically terminated."
    82540000.MP3
    54939 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 618-254-0000 - 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! "The number you have reached 254-0000 is not in service for incoming calls."
    08939883.MP3
    55462 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 630-893-9883 - "The number you have reached, 893-9883 is not in service, for incoming calls."
    82457508.MP3
    75576 bytes.

  • Phone Recordings
    		• 800-245-7508 - "You are not authorized to dial this number. 2-3-K. You are not auth... " (Jenn M?)
    Telco Message Tones
    DIALTONE.MP3
    100654 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		20 seconds of dial tone.
    OFFHOOK2.MP3
    100654 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		Annoying reorder one would hear when the phone was kept off the hook for too long.
    PBX1.MP3
    87854 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		PBX Dial tone (Whirlwind Note - Sounds like a Santel).
    REORDER1.MP3
    100392 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		Reorder.
    RING1.MP3
    143233 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		Rings (5).
    RING2.MP3
    101176 bytes.
    by XKMFDMx
    		Double-rings (5).
    47359904.MP3
    45535 bytes.
    by UbiOne
    		914-735-9904 - A regular synthesized ring then, what sounds like a ring from an actual telephone.
    Telco Test Numbers
    56253333.MP3
    105095 bytes.
    by Sadena Meti
    		305-625-3333 - Cycle tone sweeper.
    04323960.MP3
    71397 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		800-432-3960 - Beeps over and over and over...
    LOOP_HI.MP3
    100654 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		A high end of a loop.
    LOOP_LO.MP3
    100654 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		A low end of a loop.
    12329901.MP3
    39266 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 941-232-9901 - "Yes. You have reached the Daytona DMS100 Central Office Exchange 232. Thank you very much."
    37593816.MP3
    171968 bytes.
    by UbiOne
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 973-759-3816 - "You have reached the test number for New Jersey area code 973. This new area code is effective June 1, 1997. Mandatory use of 973 begins December 6, 1997. The northeastern part of the state including and Bergen and Hudson Counties will retain the 201 area code. With the remainder of the 201 area code including Morris, Sussex, Passaic and Essex counties changing to the new 973 area code. Test number 973-759-3816. ."
    42689901.MP3
    42923 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 914-268-9901 - "You have reached Congers DMS 100 Central Office. NNX 268, 267, 261, 979, and 711."
    4268990A.MP3
    40833 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 914-268-9901 - "914, 268, 267, 261. Congers DMS 100 Verification."
    43599901.MP3
    46841 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 914-359-9901 - "You have reached the 5ESS Orange Brook New York Verification Center. Servicing codes 359, 398 and 365."
    46359929.MP3
    19674 bytes.
    by UbiOne
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 914-735-9929 - "Testing 1, 2, 3."
    48689901.MP3
    25943 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 914-868-9901 - "You have reached a 55 ESS machine."
    78239995.MP3
    185813 bytes.
    by PLA
  • Phone Recordings
    		• "Hello. This is telephone number 847-823-9995. The time is 9:15 AM. Alert condition okay. The temperature is 73 degrees. okay. The electricity is on. Battery condition okay. Sound level okay. Listen to the sound level for 60 seconds..."
    03079974.MP3
    98825 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
  • Phone Recordings
    		• 630-307-9974 - "This is pump station number 5. This is pump station number 5. " "Acknowledged. Accepted. The intrical delay is 02 hours."
    Touch Tone Tunes
    DOWHADDY.MP3
    22286 bytes.

    		 "Do Wah Diddy" played in touch tones.
    Carriers
    CALLERID.MP3
    15233 bytes.
    by Michael Edwards
    		Sound of caller ID sending data. (real Caller ID, including the nasty audio representation of the ring signal!)
    TDD1.MP3
    63560 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		TDD machine.
    CARRIER1.MP3
    100654 bytes.
    by Jenn M.
    		Modem carrier.
    COCOTMDM.MP3
    74270 bytes.
    by Jenn M
    		847-427-1844 - COCOT modem.
    FAX1.MP3
    185552 bytes.
    by Jenn M
    		Fax machine.
    Other
    PAGER1.MP3
    17062 bytes.
    by Jenn M
    		Pager.
    PAGER3.MP3
    9748 bytes.

    		 A pager beeping.
    4737373.MP3
    81584 bytes.
    (2000)
    		800-555-4646 "The number for the chatline is 1-473-473-7373. International long distance rates apply. That number again is 1-473-473-7373. Thank you."
    337110.MP3
    36654 bytes.
    by Phone Losers England (2000)
    		011-44-800-969388 "Two Hundred Thirty Three Seven One One Zero" followed by touch tones.
    969204.MP3
    58858 bytes.
    by Phone Losers England (2000)
    		011-44-800-969204 Several seconds of repetetive beeping which I deduced to be a dial tone. The first digit broke tone and after a few random digits (the last was *) a female voice gives a recording in Japanese and the dial tone comes back.
    ANNOYING.MP3
    158123 bytes.
    (1996)
    		A very annoying sound to blast telemarketers with!
    751-2600.MP3
    29078 bytes.
    (2000)
    		631-751-2600 (Bong!) "Thank you for calling 2600. The Hacker Quarterly."

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