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How to "fly" in 10 easy steps

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                Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0014                 
          Date Released : [05/21/92]       Author: Swami Bundra              
                      How To Fly In 10 Easy Steps!                           

        Here we are with yet another interesting phile. Today kiddies we will
learn how to fly. This is actually a reprinted article from that very reputable
newspaper WORLD WEEKLY NEWS so you know it has to be true. Anyhow here we go.

First you begin by meditating, and then follow these easy steps...

 Lie comfortably on your back, eyes closed, with body relaxed.

 Clear your mind of all thoughts, and listen to the internal music of your

 Visualize yourself soaring above the ground, traveling swiftly to your

 Hold your breath and rise off the ground <ok sure>. At first this will seem
  impossible, but gradually you will lift yourself up with the power of your
  mind <yeah,right>. This is the most challenging part of your skill training
  and will have to be repeated many times before you master it.

 As you rise off the ground, concentrate on moving forward from one point to
  another. You should develop speed and accuray over time.

 Now move outdoors at nighttime for your first solo flight! Go through the
  first five steps, but this time rise high up in the air and move over a
  longer distance, challenging yourself with every attempt. Try for steady
  increases in height and distance until you are finally able to travel a
  half a mile or so while hovering at least 20 feet in the air.

 Next, practice rising into the air and turning your body over so that you
  are face down and you can see the ground below you. At first, you may find
  yuourself descending - or even falling - but soon you will be able to make
  this move easily.

 Once you can turn over you are ready to fly forward. After making the turn,
  concentrate on a destination far away from where you are. Look forward as
  if searching out your target with your eyes. Think "I will be there in
  seconds,. I am going there rapidly. I am there".

 Gradually increase distance and speed and challenge yourself with more and
  more difficult destinations. Try for tops of houses, treetops, mountain
  slopes. Do not allow setbacks to discourage you.

 Add the final skill - The ability to carry objects with you. This requires
  total concentration and much practice. Visualize the object accompanying
  you. See it with yu at your destination and when you return home. After a
  few weeks, you will be able to carry anything - even another person -
  on your fantastic flight.

Welp thats that. Just by looking at this Swami Bundra I think hes been smokin
the ganja weed a bit too much lately or trippin out on acid...

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