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Fun With Security Tags by Ikari (ikari_@hotmail.com) If there is one small thing that can be used for a quick laugh, it is an adhesive security tag. What is this useful device? I here some of you ask. Well, it's like this. The tag itself is nondescript, you will find them most often on CDs and electrical products at your local Big W. I have often found them inside plastic wrapped CDs that I bought from Grace Bros or other stores. It is a small square about 40mm on each side. The tag has a thin pink border which cuts across one corner to form a larger pink area. There is a trail as thick as the border leading from that corner to the centre, where it becomes a 13mm-edged square. Between the border and centre square is a spiral of thin, flat silver wire, less than a millimetre wide, which circles seven times starting from attached to the border before it meets the centre pink square. I'm not precisely certain how it works, but I believe it is a modification of the magnetic induction principle. When one of these squares passes through a special detector (you'll most often see them at the exits of the store or electrical department) the detector registers an alteration in the magnetic field it is generating, caused by the wire spirals. This sets of a generally loud, high pitched squealing alarm, as you can imagine it is very annoying. Occasionally pushing a trolley through has a similar effect, although Big W employees are lectured that only a security tag can set off the alarms. Already you should be beginning to see the potential for mischief that such an innovative anti-theft device can play. The icing on the cake for me is that these labels are adhesive. In their pristine form, they often come on a slip of anti-stick sheeting, complete with barcode, which the shelf-stackers peel off when they stack the CDs in those annoyingly large plastic boxes that chain stores love so much. Simply obtain one of these squares, and just like the famous 'Kick-Me' note, attach it to a friend or loved one's back and observe the mayhem when they enter the store. Better yet, smuggle the label into the store (more on this later) and attach it to an unsuspecting passer-by. As they didn't beep on their way in, that poor person will become an immediate shoplifting suspect. Try to get some nervous fool who'll run away and get chased by security, or a boneheaded meatbrain who is as likely to hit the guard as talk to him. How does one first get the tag into the store to do this, though? Would it not immediately go off when you enter the store? Well, no. I made this discovery accidentally the first time I tested one of these tags. I went down to my local Big W with the tag in my left pocket, wallet in my right. As I walked through the entrance, the alarm went off, as expected. I did my best to look perplexed, and the door lady asked if I'd just made that go off. I shrugged, and she asked me if I had a wallet, which was where the problems began. See, as the problem was expected to be my wallet, if I'd had the tag in there there'd be no worries. But because it was, stupidly, in my left pocket, when I left my wallet outside I'd still set the alarm off. Luckily for me the lady turned at that second to briefly address a bystander so I whipped out the tag and jammed it into my wallet. Then, when I didn't set off the alarm, we put my wallet through, and surprise, the alarm still didn't go off. I surmised that because I'd put the tag next to something metallic in my wallet (car key) that the pattern the alarm was looking for was disturbed and didn't qualify for an alarm. If anyone has a better theory, or knows more about these things, please e-mail me So you see it is quite easy to hide one of these things and use it later.. The chick at the department store asked if I had any cards on me, so obviously there's some expectation that they may set off alarms (despite what they tell the employees). If you can conceal a tag inside a real or mock card, or make some bullshit about the tag being part of your exclusive bank smartcard's circuitry, you can then hide the tag more effectively (though I don’t know why you’d do that, concealing a slip of paper is pretty easy anyway). Be creative! What am I supposed to do, spoonfeed you? Anyone is creative enough to come up with more complex schemes than I've put in here, but remember, the more complex the scheme, the higher the chance of failure. The best laughs come from simple pranks that pay off highly. If you know where a person can buy these tags wholesale, or you're a store employee with access to them, e-mail me and I'll repost the information to anybody who mails me requesting it. They come in big fat rolls just like tape, with hundreds of tags on them. These tags, while useful, are hard to obtain, but one may get lucky. For instance, in Grace Bros in Sydney's Pitt Street Mall there's "bargain bins" of the shockingest 80s music ever, but they're all plastic wrapped with tags inside presumably, and the prices range from $1.50 all the way down to 10c. [You get an unstuck security sticker when u buy a box of those 50 disks from big-w .. ie the sticker still has the backing on it.. its not stuck to anything. - ED] When you carry off these exploits or if you have any better ones, feel free to e-mail the details to me at ikari_@hotmail.com, where I will collect them and keep them for good laughs, or perhaps repost them to anybody who requests them. So for now, keep on stickin' it to those who deserve it most, and remember: "The only good teenybopper is a dead teenybopper." Keep on listening to Triple J, all across the nation!