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                         - How to Scam Coke Machines -

 

                             By: Oliver Clothezoffe

 

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  After you try this you'll never be thrusty or outta change, because this shit

really works!!! I used to get $20 in change from Coke machines at my school!!!

The whole concept is that you tape the dollar a special way, so when you put it

into the machine, you pull it out, it's really cool, you not only get change,

but you get a free Coke.

 

  Just before you learn how to do this, let me clear up MY ASS, I haven't gotten

caught yet doing this, and this doesn't work on every Coke Machine. But if your

stupid, and get caught, then you are sure that everything you read below is only

for informational proposes. NOT FOR PLEASURE OR SCAMMING!!! But it's not like I

and reading it so just too protect MY ASS. I

just want for the record, saying, "That this is really wrong and it's against my

moral and religious standards to steal from a machine, which hard working people

designed so people like yourself can get free drinks from them. Thank you."

 

  Now that you've read my protection letter, Here how you do it... But again I

have to expand on how this doesn't work on all Coke machines. The best ones are

the really old ones. When I went to Ocean City, New Jersey, I must of came out

with $80.00 in quarters!!! I heard that this works on some change machines but

I've personally tried it around the city and I can't get it to work. So you if

you come across one, YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME!!! Syke, I don't give a shit.

 

  Preparing The Dollar :

 

  Get a new-crisp one dollar bill (No rips or anything because you want to be

sure the dollar will go in.

  Go out to F&M or People's Drug and buy some packaging ta
inds of tape but this is the strongest. SO BUY THIS KIND DUMB SHIT

!!!!)   Now if you examine a Coke machine(Hopefully not to long because people

will think your some kind of Stupid Fuck!!!) Now remember the direction of the

dollar.  Now place the dollar on the table or some place and make it so it looks

as if you were putting it into the dollar thing on the machine. Take the tape

and place it on the end of the tape(right over the border of the dollar(See

below...)

 

        The Dollar:

                     _____________________________________

                    ||-----------------------------------|#####################

   <- direction of  || (1)          ______           (1) |#<- Tape border #####

   <- the dollar    ||             (      )              |### on both sides ###

   <- into the      ||             (George)              |### of the ##########

   <- Coke          ||             (______)              |### dollar ##########

   <
                   (1) |#####################

                    ||___________________________________|#####################

                     ------------------------------------- {   6 to 8 inches  }

 

  Make the tape real long, then fold it over so both sides of the dollar's

border are taped.(There cannot be any air pockets or bubbles in the tape but if

your not retarted, you just might be able to handle such a task. Make sure the

tape is about 6 to 8 inches so you can pull it out without have the dollar

be sucked in(6 to 8 inches only works with Coke machines). Making it really

long like about (15 to 20 inches) will allow you to do it on any machine!!!

 

  Making It Work :

 

  Go to a Coke machine(I guess it has to be one with a dollar thing.)(Of course

it does you DUMB ASS!!!) Now put the dollar in, but hold onto the tape. Some

machine have real strong grip and it might tare your dollar if you try to

pull it back out. SO HOLD ON
 the dollar,

be ready to pull it out.  Pull it out(Kind of like sex!!!) when the dollar

is almost completly sucked in, but if you pull the dollar out too fast it

either won't work or it will ripp your dollar. So you have to pull it out

nice and slow, but not too slow because it win't work. Just nice and easy.

If you did it right you should hear several clicks, if you don't than you're

stupid because you didn't do it right.  But if you aren't stupid and you hear

the clicks than that means it works!!! Wow!!! Neato Burrito!!! Now choose a

drink, and get your change.  It's not that hard but for those exceptionally

stupid asses that can't get it, they will have to try again.  I do this over

and over again until dimes and nickels start to come out.  When that happens,

you know you cleaned that machine out!!!

 

  Is It Me Or Am I Just Stupid? :

 

  Unfortunally, it just might not be you(but I say it probably is.) Anyway, on

some of the newer Cok
n't work with such a

short piece of tape.  THE SOLUTION though is... LONGER TAPE!!! Here's how...

Instead of making the tape just 6 to 8 inches make it 15 to 20 inches!!!(About

the size of my Dick!!!) Now that you have my dick taped to your dollar you'll

really know how small your's is!!! The other change is when you put the dollar

in, you have to LET the machine suck it in ALL THE WAY, and when it stops,

then you get a good grip on that tape and pull like shit until that dollar cums

back out. Oh yeah, you tape the dollar like this...

 

        The Dollar:

                     _____________________________________

                    ||--------------------##########################################################

   <- direction of  || (1)          ______################### Tape up to ###########################

   <- the dollar    ||             (      ################### the head of ##########################

   <- into the      ||
 George on ############################

   <- Coke          ||             (______################### both sides ###########################

   <- machine       || (1)                ##########################################################

                    ||____________________##########################################################

                     ------------------------------------- {   15 to 20 inches   }

 

  This method works on every machine that takes dollars know by myself and my

co-anarchiest!!!

 

  For info about this working on snack machines... look for the file...

SNACKMCH.TXT it also has info on free phone calls and shit like that.

  

  DANGER!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!

 

  A kid I knew got caught doing this up at the community colege. He got caught

because there were HIDDEN cameras and he was doing it in the middle of the day,

it's really not that great of an idea also to do it in the middle of the night,

I mean
ght and they see you and your friends

hanging around a Coke machine(That looks very suspicious) You think your all bad

think'N the cops don't care, YOU'RE FUCKED because Cops know all the tricks and

ways to scam things like this and they know what to look for(So you're Wrong, &

not cool any more, because your letting something that you read, scare you!!!)

HELL!!! For all you know, I could be shitting bricks about all this crap, But am

I? And don't tell all of your friends because that's what messed everything up

at my school. I mean, since everything or alot of people knew about it, they did

it, and that's like taking your money and your drinks("HOLY SHIT!!! WHY DIDN'T I

THINK OF THAT!!!") The best time to do it is about 2:00pm to 4:00pm because

school gets out at 2:00 and so people will just think your getting a few drinks.

And if you do it near 4:00 people will think you just getting a Coke("HELL!!! I

don't know!!!").

  If that school catches on
STOP IMEDIATLLY! And for

sure, they'll change the Old Coke machine with a New One. But that's why you

understand "Is It Me Or Am I Just Stupid" Because that works on practically ALL

Coke machines. It doesn't take a little Practice.

 

  Precautions

 

  It's not that hard to carry around a taped dollar, but when you find the right

machine and get around 20 Cokes and $10.00 in change, I mean, you gotta have a

back pack or something to carry all them Cokes. Or I used to drive to elementry

or middle schools and sell them for like a quarter or something like that. It's

just a quick way to get more profit!!!  BUT -[ D O N 'T ]- sell them around

where you got them, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED!!!  Remeber, people aren't stupid, so

you just gotta use some common sense and don't become MONEY HUNGRY because those

are the people that get caught("I don't care if they're the smartest person in

the world, you gotta think it out!!!")

 

 




 

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