TUCoPS :: Wetware Hacking :: Others

TUCoPS :: Wetware Hacking :: Others :: index~1.htm
A Mirror of the last free version of Tony's How To Lay Girls Guide A virtual encyclopedia of seduction!

How to Lay Girls Guide Tony's Lay Guide Mirror

From the archives at Maniac High's Seduction Guide:

www.pickupguide.com

This is an archive of the original free version of "Tony's Lay Guide".
On July 10, 2000, Tony's Layguide went commercial, with more detailed and expanded information, available under a subscription basis. The new expanded commercial version of Layguide can be found at: www.layguide.com.

Below is a mirror of the original free version that ran until July 10, 2000.

Welcome to tony's
How to Lay Girls Guide

Table of Contents
Updates - news and links to updated or added articles. Last update: Saturday, 03 June, 2000.

Before you begin:
Disclaimer - copyright information, about the origins of this guide and why your credits might be missing.
Contact information - why and why not to contact me.
Introduction - forget money, forget fame, just cut to the chase and get the girls:).

Reference:
Common abbreviations and acronyms - all acronyms used in the guide explained.
Links and prominent personalities on the net / ASF - the people who have contributed the most to this guide.
Estonian translations - if you want to seduce some Estonian girls:)

General rules:
The 3 seconds rule - the most important rule you'll ever learn, say bye-bye to hesitation.
Look and feel your best - all the time!
Be the Alpha/Dominant male - be in charge of your surroundings. Including the girls:)
Do my looks matter? - yes they do, but not nearly as much as you think.
Nice guys vs jerks - the key difference between the two explained.
Good traits to have - or develop, to be a successful player.
It all comes down to satisfaction - read why you actually have the upper hand with the most beautiful of women.
Women want good sex - so make sure you do her right:)
Should you express or contain your sexual desires? - a moot point, read why.
Wanna play the dating game? - ... um... let's see now...
The rules with your wingman - if you approach girls together with a friend / wingman, make sure you agree on the rules.

Getting started:
On confidence - and getting started with approaching girls.
Experiment! - don't think twice, don't look back, just have fun!.
Casual meetings vs pick-ups - the pros and cons.
At a party - a mild alternative to the 3s rule.
Just say "Hi" - then continue with one of the two tactics described in the article.
Talk to girls - everywhere!
How to initiate a conversation - here's your back-up, in case your primary parashoot doesn't open.
Talking to her = echoing her - a stripped down version of Trance words and Eliciting values.
Fluff talk - the essential skill of talking about nothing, and how to evolve from that.
The "don't"s of fluff talk - what to avoid.
Reading body language - its like reading people's thoughts, it'll blow you away:)
Mirroring - the Jedi mind tricks of body-language explained.
Kinaesthetics - make touching the girls your second nature, even (and especially!:) if you just met them, they'll love it:)

Approaching and making them interested:
Where to meet girls - the most popular places for a pick-up.
If she seems unapproachable - then maybe everyone thinks so... and she's all alone.
General guidelines on approaching - a few pointers and examples to get you started.
Demonstrate value and personality - the basic premise of seduction.
The importance of a first impression - or relative unimportance, depending on whether you're an AFC or a PUA:)
Pace and lead - and demonstrate understanding to increase rapport.

Approaches

Simple approaches - examples of various conversational approaches.
The cold approach - not a good approach, unless you combine this with the GM style.
The collision approach - either let her walk by... or "bump" into her:)
The available chair approach - that empty chair next to a HB looks inviting...:)
The crappy sketch-artist approach - because women like artists right?:)
The dramatic approach - catch everyone's attention... including her's:)
The cellular approach - to choose any topic of discussion.
The familiar approach - act like you already know her, or fool her into thinking she knows you:)
Pez opener - a really "sweet" opener by Mystery:)
You look stunning approach - Ross Jeffries' classic, careful though, not intended for use with the 9s and 10s:)
Pacing the ongoing reality - a simple way to get instant rapport.
Should I buy her a drink? - read why you'd better avoid it.
Should I ask for her name? - so that you'd know what name to yell when you're sleeping with your hand?:)
Leech off someone else's crash and burn - anything is fair in love and war:)
If she is working - a waitress, a nurse, a girl at the cashier - this one is universal.
If you just have to use a pick-up line - they suck, unless you show you know they suck.
"I like..." game as an opener - you can use this one anywhere.
Mr Smooth technique - the game-show host style technique of a Japanese PUA explained step by step.
The questions game - a shortcut to sex-talk and kissing.

Gimmicks - palm-reading

Use a gimmick to get going - handwriting analysis, tarot cards, palmistry - "crap" you say?:)
Palm-reading - why should you use it? -
Reading the lines in general - a do-it-yourself guide to becoming a gypsy:)
Reading the line of Fate - yes please:)
Reading her love-life - uuuhh... sounds interesting:)
Reading the line of Heart - good, good:)
Reading the mount of Venus - oh no... where is that?!:)
A sample reading routine - a few examples to give you the general idea.

Night-clubs and dancing

Night-clubs vs other places to meet girls - a few words of warning.
How to switch to the right mindset - set yourself apart from "death row".
Asking for a dance - just honour the traditions. If you want to get nowhere:).
About dancing - unless you have the skills of a back-up dancer, don't waste your energy.
Slow dancing - an exception to the "don't waste your energy rule" above:)
Fast dance to slow dance - a superiour technique of transitioning to a slow-dance no matter the music:)
After the dance - now that you've got her, don't let her slip away.

Group tactics

If she is with a friend - or even worse, a group of friends? How do you approach?
Approaching a group of many girls - a simpler strategy for approaching groups.
How to have her leave the group - a passive strategy... but still pretty good:)

Neghits

Neghits explained - Mystery shows you what gets you the attention of the most beautiful girls.
Neghits expansion pack - some additional advice on using neghits and a few examples.

Eliciting values

Eliciting values explained - become the man of her dreams, just by talking to her:)
Trance words explained - say it in her own words (also relates to Patterning).
Calibrate the girl - and you can read her like an open book.
Eliciting values - introducing the questions - how to ask the questions without sounding obtrusive.
Eliciting values - the questions - so what questions should you ask?
Eliciting values - the answers - now that you know her values, it is time to talk about "yourself":)
The perfect relationship - a simple value-eliciting scheme.

GM style

GM style explained - I bet you won't believe that this actually works:) Well, it does:)
GM style lines - completely outrageous!:)
GM style expansion pack - a continuation of the GM style, links to appropriate articles.

Sexual talk

Talking about sex - a few words of warning.
Use sexual stories to get her horny - can you get away with it? Or, can she get away... without a wet spot in her pants:)
The Ideal Guy routine - no matter her interest for you, use this to get her horny (and be around when that happens:).

Patterning

Patterning explained - the essence of Ross Jeffries' Speed Seduction.
Delivering patterns - general rules - the most important aspects.
Delivering patterns - tonality - the right way to do it.

Additional patterning skills

Trance words explained - say it in her own words (also relates to Eliciting values).
Anchoring explained - the Pavlov's reflex of seduction:)
Quoting and stacking realities - you can get away with anything using this (also relates to "Sexual talk":)
Time distortion - how to make a girl you just met feel like you've been friends forever:)
Bullshit fantasies - a powerful application of time distortion (relates to Time distortion).
Thought binding - an excellent article by Ross Jeffries.
Submodalities - an explanation plus an excercise in removing hesitation.
Read romance novels to enrich your patterning language - the cause justifies the means:)
Common misconceptions and problems with patterning - and how to overcome them.

The patterns

Introducing patterns into a discussion - without sounding unnatural. Also how to approach.
Discovery Channel pattern - "the ride goes up and down and once you get off, you want to come again and again":)
Stone Necklace pattern - tell her a breathless/speechless-making story:)
The Trust pattern - alleviate her most common fears.
The Rose patterns - and she'll be obsessed with you:) 3 patterns.
Believing the Supernatural patterns - "destinies", "higher beings", "chi energies"; feed her with her favourite food:)
Passion to Passion pattern - shift her passion from "something" to "someone".
Mental Screen pattern - "close eyes, imagine great feelings, open eyes, see... me?:)"
Peak Experience pattern - exchange peak experiences with her.
Natural Woman pattern - show her you know the secret and natural side of her.
Meeting the Perfect Man pattern - and she'll feel what its like... in your presence:)
Feeling Drawn patterns - descriptions of initial attraction plus examples of using vague language. 4 patterns.
Incredible Connection patterns - the classic and its various derivatives. 12 patterns.
Falling in Love patterns - make her feel the feeling of falling in love:) 7 patterns.
The Dream pattern - help a girl have dreams about you.
Being Similar pattern - and she'll feel what you feel (a growing boner?:).
"Too bad we don't� but if we could�" pattern - you can describe almost any state you want to her with this one:)
Find Your Desire pattern - and turn good girls into "naughty":).
Sex is Natural pattern - you're adults, you can talk intelligently about sex... right:)?
"The more... the more.." pattern - a simple yet powerful application of thought binding.
Reading the Poem pattern - transition from patterning to reciting poetry.
The Eyes patterns - what better topic to talk about than her eyes. 2 patterns.
I Want You pattern - transition from patterning to kissing:)
At Least We Can Be Friends pattern - LJBF her into tearing your clothes off on the spot:)
Indifference to Attraction patterns - convert her from friend to lover:) 3 patterns.
Find That Girl pattern - reinstate her faith in men.
Blow Job patterns - these are supposed to make her want to... well, you figure it out:) 2 patterns.
Backdoor Pleasure patterns - the funniest patterns ever:) Read and you'll know why:) 3 patterns.
The Void pattern - the contrast of feeling empty versus feeling happy and fulfilled..
The Door pattern - a pattern so evil, that even Ross Jeffries has denounced this one.
Presuppositions and other "mind-tricks" - don't leave her any choice:)

Long-distance seduction

Become your own "friend" - to put in a good word with her:)
Patterning over the phone - sounds lucrative... but is it worth it?
Nick-name tease - isn't a woman's curiosity a wonderful thing:)?

Now that she's interested:
Common signs of interest - to know you're "in":)
Building a bridge AFC-style - if you can't do anything, do it at least the AFC way:)
If more than one girl is interested in you - don't choose, you might loose:)
Reading the signs of a "committed" woman - understand her seemingly contradictory signs, and the door will be open:)
Capitalise - there's a girl that has started liking you quite on her own!? Now don't let that window close:)
Making a timely exit - instead on lingering on forever, leave her hungry for more.
Closing - how to get a girl to give you her number and a kiss:)
Asking for a... date? - now that you have her number... what next?
Proceeding instead of closing - for why would you want to "close" if things are going smooth?
Our World routine - constructing a world for her in which she will feel free to make love to you:)
Inviting the girl over to your place - to "check out a book or something...":)
If she has second-thoughts - she wants it but can't quite make up her mind, "help" her:)
My home is my love-nest - make sure you can be confident about the quality of your retreat.
Networking and pivots - if you're not quite interested anymore or she's not quite interested yet.

Handling the girls:
Be busy - attract girls by being "busy".
Suggest competition - keep her on her toes.
Put a price on yourself - the more you "cost", the more value she attributes to you.
Show a willingness to walk away - don't let her take you for granted.
Use her friends - by realising, that "friendship" also means "rivalry".
Judge her by her actions, not by her words - or rather, let her actions speak the words.
Have and reveal secrets - provide a constant thrill for the woman.
Use poetry - women are about feelings; poems are about feelings - and mixing the two gets you dynamite:) 12 poems.
If she compliments you - make her feel good for having done that:)
Act like its special - and what you have can not be found anywhere else.
Paying her a compliment - an AFC trap, unless you do it right.
Cook for her and "date" at home - the main dish will be less expensive and the "dessert" more convenient:)
When should you call a woman after having sex with her? - don't blow it, she'll be very sensitive and tender about this one.
Romantic gifts and things to do - but use these to reward, not to bribe.
Managing many relationships at once - best policy is (tailored:) honesty.

Troubleshooting:
If she asks for YOUR number instead - don't fall for this (relates to Closing).
If she still refuses to give you her number - a strategy of covert persistence.
If she says "Why do you ask?" - read how to recover (relates to Patterning and Eliciting values).
If she asks "Are you trying to seduce me?" - this isn't trouble actually (she likes it:), but you still need to know how to answer.
"Have you ever...?" gets busted - what do you do, if she says "No" in response (relates to Patterning).
Ejecting - you don't always have to close. Know when to cut your losses.
If she cancels a date - she screwed you (and not the way you hoped she would:). Now what?
If she doesn't return your phone-calls/e-mails - a zero-tolerance policy.
If she shows disrespect for you - you dump her, aka The Returning Fox Theory.
The age difference problem - you shouldn't anticipate it, but its good to be prepared.
Nothing works with the girl - and you tried all your techniques. But there's an ace up your sleeve:)
If she says "Let's just be friends" - looks like you're in trouble, read how to recover.
Dealing with rejection - why you should never get rejected and how to cope with it, if you do.
But I really want this girl! - read why this is such a self-defeating attitude.

The boyfriend problem

If she says she has a boyfriend - never prompt for it, but if she says it anyway, don't just bail yet.
Alienating the boyfriend in her mind - from "Sweep women off their feet". Sayanora borefriends!
Boyfriend-smashing techniques - by NYC. Adios borefriends!
Boyfriend destroyer patterns - Hasta la vista borefriends! 6 patterns.

Micellaneous:
Fun and games - you'll love these:) "The kissing bet", "Osama", "A-Hole + truth or dare".
Bad jokes - careful:) "Pants in the air", "Telepathic watch", "Spermogram", "Doctor's appointment", "Voodoo dildo" etc.
A game of Crash and Burn - guess it depends on your definition of fun:) But a great experience (and confidence?:) builder.
More things to do for fun - useless, but fun:)
Top colognes - for getting the girls, of course.
Miscellaneous suggestions and observations about seduction - a recap.

Articles:
The Iranian from hell - do your looks matter? Read this report by Maniac High and decide for yourself:)
Eye contact experiment - David Shade finds out, how girls react to eye-contact with a stranger.
The pivot theory - NYC explains the benefits of making girls your pivots.
Ross comments on www.introme.com - his one-page website / personals ad full of NLP and SS.
Falling in love vs being a player - in case you have any feelings of guilt.
A female seducer turning straight girls into bi and lesbian - if you're a girl reading "How to Lay Girls", this one's for you:)
Article in Rolling Stone - a tour of modern seduction literature, NLP and Speed Seduction.
Article in Playboy - the Harvard-educated journalist experiences a paradigm shift.
Job Interview patterns - a different perspective on NLP and patterning. 2 patterns.

Field reports:
The rich and famous setup - but even more accurately the "tired of female attention" setup:)
The effectiveness of persistence with a smile - true seduction (choose and seduce:), not a numbers game or easy girls.
Svengali's street pick-up - a classic street pick-up using humour, romance, sex-talk and kino with confidence.
Svengali's friend's street pick-up - a "neg" of sorts gets the ball rolling:)
The original Mr Smooth posts - Maniac High describes the technique of a Japanese PUA.
NightShadow's IRC seduction - an example of an image to create good feelings.
David Shade's online seduction - this guy is really good:) A log of him and a married woman.
David Shade's real-life seduction - and he's not just a computer geek cowering behind his keyboard:) Read and gasp:)
Maniac High's report, NYC's comments - important points being discussed.
The Orgasmotron - Alex Akselrod plants a post-hypnotic suggestion.

Comment / Contribute / Update
since January 6, 2000

This Mirror from the archives at Maniac High's Seduction Website

www.pickupguide.com