Nite Phreaks (TM) 1999 (already?)
Writen By Sargent H0D
SHoutz out 2 Danex420, Claralux, and Skylar

HOW TO PHUCK AROUND AT SCHOOL

	IT has come to my attention that many neophites
 think the best place to start showing off thier skillz is at school.
why? Beats me. But if you must do something so stupid to prove to your lamer freinds 
that you're "elite" here are some things that Nite Phreaks don't endorse but will 
really piss off your teachers. (Keep in mind that if you own an IMAC, you probably 
know more about computers than your teachers.)

1.) Screen savers. Yes, it's stupid. Watching your teacher sitting at the desk
trying to fix it is funny though. Change the screen saver password to fhdkjsl 
and start laoughing cuz teach has to call the computers lab.

2.) Dialup properties. If your school has internet connections in the classroom
then this is a phun one. Go to Dial-up networking on Mr., oh sorry, Dr. Dickhead's
computer. Change DNS search order, Gateway, Host, Domain ALL OF IT! And make it off by 
one digit. He'll never notice. "Can't Assign Requested Address" hehe.

3.) Does your school use a static IP, or a proxy server? If it does some other phun thingz 
you can do at home include Netbus and IP nukers (assuming you feel you need proggies)

4.) Config.sys. Open it with notepad and start writing about how camels got thier 
humps, or how you broke up with your ex and then save it. (for you stupid people, you can 
hold down SHIFT while you right click to get the "open with" screen.

some final notes: IF your school has some soft of system lock on it's machines
you cant download a password cracker from the internet from thier machine and run
it. If you just read this article and said, "HUH?" dont try to hack the school.
You'll get in trouble for it. When you see your guidence counciler see 
if you can figure out what she types for her login when you visit her about your 
"poor grades". <---- that last ones sort of self explainitory, hehe. DONT TRY
AND PIN THIS SHIT ON ME WHEN YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT! I NEVER TOLD 
YOU TO DO IT. I JUST TOLD YOU HOW.

FINAL GEETZ: Dr. TIMKO, heheheheheeheheheheBWAHAHAHA!