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        This text file is only for informational uses only.
        I will not be held responsible for this box 
        construstion and/or use.
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A little about me, and where the idea came from...

        Hi, i am a 13 year old guy from Michigan and i love phreaking.
I love to use IRC and i like to hang out with my freinds and thats all
i'm gona say about me.

        One day i was looking around my grandparents basement (they 
gota hell of a lotta stuff down there) and i found a heavy old box. I
opened it up and found a lotta kool phone stuff in it. I took some of 
the stuff, including a wall jack replacement and some line, and i went 
home. i was fucking around with the jack and i thought of just hooking
the line up to it and leaving the end striped with the rin and tip 
exposed. This would enable any old phone to be used as a BUD BOX without
fucking with the phone itself. I thought i was a dumbass(thats where the 
name came from) that i didn't think of it before. Thats all with the 
story of how i made it up... now to make it.

What u will need:

1/\/ one small jack 
2\/\ some phone line, about 2-3 feet long
3/\/ one flat head screw driver (don't need it, but tke it anyway)
4\/\ one philips head screw driver
5/\/ one wire striper
6\/\ two aligator clips
7/\/ ONE BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PEA 

How to make it:

        First you need to strip the ends of the line and then strip 
the red and green wires. You will then need to open the jack with the 
flat head screw driver(if u need it the damn thing) and hook up one 
end of the line to the screws with the philips head screw driver. Make
sure you connect the red wire and the green wire to the rite screws. At  
the other end of the line, you need to connect the aligator clips to the
red and green wires.

        This phile has ben brought to you by MY HEAD!!!
        I hope you can find some use of this phile and 
        remember, you too can be a dumbass...