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or Beige B0X or Bud B0X

   This is my favorite box.  It is easy and cheap (like my girlphriend) to
make and does not require you to destroy a fone or a modular jack.

  Necessary Materials
  -------------------
  Four alligator clips
  One Telefone
  Tha telefone wire
  One Modular JaCK

  Instructions
  ------------

  Take tha modular jack and attach four alligator clips to tha four cloured 
wires.  I suggest you put a dot of paint on each one so you
know what colour it is (red, green, black, and yellow).

  Find a neighbor's house that has a little gray (or brown) box on the side.
This box should have a Bell logo on it (the gay little bell in a circle).  It
should be near tha utilites thing (tha thing that tells how much water you 
have used).  Place your foot below it and...KICK UPWARD HARD!!!  Tha top
should come off.  Then cut tha wires (there shoud be four red, green, yellow,
black).  Strip about an 1/2 inch on each side.  Reconnect tha wires (twist 
them together).  Then take tha clips and match up tha colours.  Red to red, 
yellow to yellow, etc.  Plug tha modular plug into tha jack...BAM!!!  No it 
doesn't explode.  What does happen is that you hear a dail tone.  If you 
don't, then adjust tha alligator clips so they aren't touching eachother's 
terminals.

   Now you can call LD or evesdrop.  With any luck you can blackmail them.  I 
always wanted to hook one of these to tha President'z fone. Apartment 
buildings RuLe for this.  So many wires.  Direct dailing to teleconferences.
Just dail 0-700-456-1000.

   I went out at 2 a.m. and perpared about 9 houses in tha neighborhood 
(including mine, so if they check it looks like I didn't do it).  Then tha
next night I went out and made some phone calls.  I took an extra fone out
and hooked it up to one guys house and hide it under his pourch.  Then I took
it off tha hook.  I came back five dayz later and unhooked it.  Tha guy went
five dayz without a fone.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

   Put a peice of tape (clear) on tha output device.  This way if someone 
checks it you will be able to see that it was.  WEAR GLOVES!!!  And if you do
what I am about to tell you, WEAR GLOVES AND WIPE THA JACK, PLUG, WIRE, AND 
FONE CLEAN!!!

   I made a long fone cord by using those jacks that you can connect two 
fones together.  Plug one cord into one side of it and another cord into tha
other side.  Keep doing this until you can reach your house (hideout, bushs,
a placce to hide).  When I did it it took about 7 cords and 6 double jacks.
I hooked it up to my modem and was on about 6 LD BBS for about an hour each.
Then I connected it to a fone and called over seas to a phriend on vacation.
Keeping my eye on tha house I saw him drive up.  I said, "Bye," and hung up.
I guess his fone bill was somewhere near $1,000.

   Really, when you make one of these you only need tha ring (red) and tip 
(green) wires.  Well, in my area some idoit wired tha houses wrong (just 
some) and you never know which is which.  So just use all four and it will 
be all right.

  Hooking this box up to ANY phone (I guess that means your own too) is 
illegal.  So this is for informationally purposes only.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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