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The Shitbox - don't pay for conference call if you have 2 lines!!(just local cost)
(Free Toneless conference calling over two phone lines)
		By ZòóL and [áSQUì]
Ingredients:
Note: incase you are dumb.. the female is a hole (like a pussy) and the male is a plug (like a cock).. DER..

female-female cable/converter x1
male-male cable x2
normal double adapter x1
extention cords x2 optional
phone line x2

Method:


1.join phone to f-f cable

(a set of aligator clips will serve the same purpose as F-F.. remember they are sensitive bitches and if you knock them you will most likely lose both your calls.. and probably the dial tone on one or both of you lines until the next 'routine reset by telstra/optus')

2.plug double adapter into the other end of the f-f cable
3.plug both m-m's into the double adapter
4.plug one m-m into the wall or an extention cable thats  in the wall

5.dial a friend
6.plug in other m-m to other phone line in the wall or  via a cable then dial an enemy
7.enjoy toneless conference pranks to everyone.. or you could be boring and just call two of your friends
8.NOTE:disconnect one at a time.. otherwise you'll lose the dialtone on one of you lines.. this is an icky feeling..

Povvo Ascii schematic:

Key:
M - Male Plug
F - Female Plug (Plughole)
D - Double Adapter
+ - Signifies the connection or pluggediness so to say!
| or -    : Cabling/Wire.. OH DER!

Povness(diagram):

	YOUR NORMAL
	PHONE
	  |
	  |
	  M
	  +
	  F
	  |
	  F
	  +
	  D
	  |
      ---------
      |       |
      F       F
      +       +
      M       M
      |       |
      +       +   
     LINE1   LINE2