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   Finally, it is here! What was first conceived as a joke to fool the inncoent 
phreakers around America has finally been concieved by the one phreak who is 
the expert on lines and voltage: The Traveler. Other boxes by the Traveler 
include the White Gold Box, the Aqua Box, The Diverti Box, and the Cold Box. 
All of those plans will soon be available in a BBS/AE near you!  Well, for you 
people who are unenlightened about the Blotto Box, here is a brief summery of a 
legend.
  --*-=> The Blotto Box <=-*--
    For years now every pirate has dreamed of the Blotto Box. It was at first 
made as a joke to mock more ignorant people into thinking that the function of 
it actually was possible. Well, if you are The Voltage Master, it is possible. 
Originally conceived by King Blotto of much fame, the Blotto Box is finally 
available to the public.
    NOTE: The Traveler can not be responcable for the information disclosed in 
the file! This file is strictly for informational purposes and should not be 
actually built and used! Usage of this electronical impulse machine could have 
the severe results listed below and could result in high federal prosecution! 
Again, The Traveler
                TAKES NO RESPONCABILITY!
    All right, now that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box and 
it's function.
    The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on it's 
knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the phone lines 
everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an area code, and 
no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made inside it for that matter. As 
long as the switchhing system stays the same, this box will not stop at a mere 
area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical impulses that emit from this 
box will open every line. Every line will ring and ring and ring... the voltage 
will never be cut off until the box/ generator is stopped. This is no 200 volt 
job, here. We are talking GENERATOR. Every phone line will continue to ring, 
and people close to the box may be electricuted if they pick up the phone.    
But, the Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or generator. 
If they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It will take a while for 
the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a superficial aftereffect. 
Once again: Construction and use of this box is not advised! The Blotto Box 
will continue as long as there is electricity to continue with.    OK, that is 
what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you to do with it...  
--*-=> The Blotto Box Functions and Installation <=-*--
    Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The 
following are the instructions for construction and use of this box. Please 
read and heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt to construct 
this box.
    Materials:
              - A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a
                stadium or some such place.
              - A radio shack cord set for 400 volts that splices a female
                plug into a phone line jack.
              - A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.
              - A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that
                you see around in your neighborhood. They are the main switch
                boards and would be a more effective line to start with.
                or: A regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your area
                    code!
              - A soudering iron and much souder.
              - A remote control or long wooden pole.
    Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here goes, I 
will explain in detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of the other 
listed equiptment and go out and hunt for a green base. Make sure it is one on 
the ground or hanging at head level from a pole, not the huge ones at the top 
of telephone poles. Open it up with anything convienent, if you are two feeble 
that fuck don't try this. Take a look inside... you are hunting for 
color-coordinating lines of green and red. Now, take out your radio shack cord 
and rip the meter thing off. Replace it with the voltage meter about. A good 
level to set the voltage to is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the voltage meter 
to the cord and set the limit for one thousand. Plug the other end of the cord 
into the generator. Take the phone jack and splice the jack part off. Open it 
up and match the red and green wires with the other red and green wires. NOTE: 
If you just had the generator on and have done this in the correct order, you 
will be a crispy critter. Keep the generator off until you plan to start it up. 
Now, sauder those lines together carefully. Wrap duck tape or insultation tape 
around all of the wires. Now, place the remote control right on to the startup 
of the generator. If you have the long pole, make sure it is very long and 
stand back as far away as you can get and reach the pole over. NOTICE: If you 
are going right along with this without reading the file first, you sill 
realize now tHat your area code is about to become null! Then, getting back, 
twitch the pole/remote control and run for your damn life. Anywhere, just get 
away from it. It will be generating so much electricity that if you stand to 
close you will kill yourself. The generator will smoke, etc. but will not stop. 
You are now killing your area code, because all of that energy is spreading 
through all of the phone lines around you in every direction.
    Have a nice day!
  --*-=> The Blotto Box: Aftermath <=-*--
       Well, that is the plans for the most devastating and ultimately deadly 
box ever created. My hat goes off to: King Blotto (for the original idea), 
Captain Xerox (for the suggestion about stadiums), and Modern s}}x (for the 
fact I was on his BBS when I thought of it.