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Bottle Nosed Dolphin Grey Box - Farce

[\ Title /] Box Plans: Grey
[< Date  >] 9/10/87
[/ Time  \] 3:36 pm


                       Bottle-Nosed Dolphin Grey Box
                                    by:
                  ___The Dolphin that came from Belmont___



   This box is one of the most questionable boxes around. By far, it is one of
the most powerful ever devised. Working on the principle of the mysterious
"Rainbox Box", the Bottle-Nosed Dolphin Grey Box is designed to take out a BBS 
in the blink of an eye. There are two things to consider when you use it:
1) NEVER USE THIS AT HOME! It will burn out your lines and would be very hard to
 cover up.
2) NEVER USE THIS ON PUBLIC BBS'S! This is written by the underground, for the
underground. It is not made public, so neither should its effects.

   Oh, because of the power that this box has, I have made sure that no one but 
the best hackers can make and use one. This plan shows only how to make and use 
one. 2 details are left out. If you're good enough, you can figure them out with
ease, if not, you have just made a very effective TASER (AKA Stun-Gun). Good 
luck!

   You will need:
8) Capasitors
1) 9-v battery
1) Toggle Switch
1) Curcit board

   As usual, ol' Tandy-Radio Shack is a good supply for these items. All you need
to do is line up the capasitors so that when one gets a full charge, it starts
filling the next. Like this:
                    -----------------
                 --|      9-V       |
                |   -----------------
                |
               Cap 1
                |
               Cap 2
                |
               Cap 3
                |
               Etc.

   At the 8'th capasitor, hook up a toogle switch with a lead from the 8'th
capasitor leading into one connector. Then splice your grey phone cord and bear
the wires for about 5 inches. Hook one of the wires (you know which one) up to the
input of the toggle and one into the second output. Now, when you throw the switch,
the charge stored in the capasitors should exit the "box" and be dumped into the
wire and will be sent along its way. When the switch is the other way, you have
a normal connection.
   This charge will be buffered along the way, so it's effective destruct radius
might be anywhere from 1 to 50 miles. The charge is sent directly to the modem 
and will burn it out. Walla! No mo' BBS. You are looking to get a charge above
500v. Any lower will do no good and higher is hard to do with a 9v.
   If you cannot figure out the two details, take the toggle switch off and put 
an "On/Off" switch on. Hook the lead from the 8'th capasitor to the switch and
from there into an electrode. Now you have a TASER.
   Have fun with this!

            ___The Dolphin that came from Belmont___

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