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ºThe Plain Pine Box     º
º(How to end up IN one) º
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ºCorsaro Cancellari     º
ºJanuary 1991           º
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Well pholks with all the stupid things some phreaks are doing these days
(mainly PHARM members), I thought I should write this phile.

There are several ways you can end up in a plain pine box (aka - COFFIN)
and if youtake most box plans seriously, it's quite simple. 

Here are a few ways:

1. Beagan box frequently. Eventually, someone will hear you fucking 
   around late at night hooking it up to his box. He'll use you to repaint
   his house. (With the aid of a 12-gauge shotgun that is.)

2. Build a Blotto Box. After you're done, make sure the voltage is high
   enough using this method: Stand in a puddle of water, then touch your
   tongue to the leads while the generator is turned on. If you're still
   alive, find a source of higher voltage.

3. Use Blue Box tones to call PacBell customer service (or GTE, AT&T...), and
   when the Gestapo shows up at your door (within 15 seconds by my estimate),
   punch one of them in the mouth.

4. Hack into the main system at NORAD. (Actually getting in isn't required,
   they'll get pissed if you even call it). The CIA should be at your door
   in a few seconds, and before you know it, they'll be standing behind you.
   They'll probably ask you why you wwre connected to the system. Use this
   reply: "Well dicksucker, some guy named Saddam Hussein said that if I
   called this number and got some info, he'd give me some marijuana.".
   They will no doubt convert you to swiss cheese before you finish the
   second syllable of "Hussein".


There are many methods to get your very own Plain Pine Box and I don't
have time to list them all, but I hope this sheds some light on the
subject.

p.s. - Here's one for you anarchist studs out there:

Materials:

2 Gallons of Premium Unleaded Gasoline - 92 Octane or higher. (Av-Gas if you
  can get it)

2 containers of Drano.

This will create an EXTREMELY dangerous explosive that will explode when
even a small amount of heat or electric charge is applied to it. Mix the
Gasoline and the Drano carefully and store in a metal container in a cool,
dry place until ready for use. Have a BLAST!.



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